Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!
Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster! by ☆★Midas★☆ January 27, 2022
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Lay it low and spread it wide
A Braxton Family Values original phrase by Mama Evelyn. He said this to his ex husband Michael Braxton Sr. It means he was a bitch ass hoe that put women down to bed and then opened their legs to have sex.
I just don't fuck with him anymore that's why I divorced his ass cause he lay it low and spread it wide.
He was a fraud ass nigga because he lay it low and spread it wide behind my back.
He was a fraud ass nigga because he lay it low and spread it wide behind my back.
Lay it low and spread it wide by KB_M December 29, 2017
spread it like peanut butter jelly
spread it like peanut butter jelly by This_is_my_fucking_handle March 8, 2018
spread it
spread it by Superior shaft Sam July 3, 2017
spread it on
1) An exclamation similar to “let’s fucking go” intended to get everyone fired up. Mayor Timber of Spurbury, VT said this to the press after a 2001 drug bust.
2) An expression of encouragement used when watching a person do something with their hands, such as cooking or painting.
2) An expression of encouragement used when watching a person do something with their hands, such as cooking or painting.
1) During a mid-afternoon lull at the Linwood House, Todd shouted “SPREAD IT ON” before cannonballing into the pool; the kick-back was now a bombass dankass party.
2) As Bree iced the cake, Kev whispered “mmm spread it on nice and good like.” Bree felt loved and became happy.
2) As Bree iced the cake, Kev whispered “mmm spread it on nice and good like.” Bree felt loved and became happy.
spread it on by FootballGirl69 February 18, 2020
Spread it on the bun
Spread it on the bun by Spalding/DeWalch September 29, 2008
spread it like peanut butter jelly
spread it like peanut butter jelly by VisualizeIt August 24, 2015
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