80 definitions by ☆★Midas★☆
Tyler: Hmmm... Joe what should I do?
Joe: Try sticking a hairbrush up your arsehole!
Tyler: Why?
Joe: Cuz' it's February 24th!
Joe: Try sticking a hairbrush up your arsehole!
Tyler: Why?
Joe: Cuz' it's February 24th!
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 25, 2022
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 9, 2022
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 28, 2022
The act of spraying cologne in a girls pussy. Then proceeding to jump on her stomach until she burps up her bodily fluids, sqeezing them and rubbing them against your balls, penis, ass, etc. Substituting it for "perfume".
Hey Rahmõnd, have you seen my cologne?
Rahmõnd: ìm śťĺļļ měxĺcāň
Kiy: Oh, Yeah. ķijfloral perfumeěėęıžāăijijĺļļħģĺķijğġķķġĺőijăăęij ķęėěėėėňőijķŕŕijıbęąňëŕķğıăăěiııęęęăāžšžėěiııňňňňňňňňňňňňňňőőijııńįįįēěžšššabusivehispanicparentingķķęėėāāęğğġąąąġćąăăă
Rahmőnd: Stop you ŕąċişť peeeeeyice of sheeeyit.
Rahmõnd: ìm śťĺļļ měxĺcāň
Kiy: Oh, Yeah. ķijfloral perfumeěėęıžāăijijĺļļħģĺķijğġķķġĺőijăăęij ķęėěėėėňőijķŕŕijıbęąňëŕķğıăăěiııęęęăāžšžėěiııňňňňňňňňňňňňňňőőijııńįįįēěžšššabusivehispanicparentingķķęėėāāęğğġąąąġćąăăă
Rahmőnd: Stop you ŕąċişť peeeeeyice of sheeeyit.
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 31, 2022
Man: "Search up ptenis"
Google: "Do you mean 'pterodactyl penis'?"
Man: "No"
Google: Shuts off computer
Google: "Do you mean 'pterodactyl penis'?"
Man: "No"
Google: Shuts off computer
by ☆★Midas★☆ November 23, 2021
Dude 1: Hey wanna see livepool?
Dude 2: Hey wanna go on urbandictionary.com and see Pterodactyl543?
Dude 1: Yea
Dude 2: Hey wanna go on urbandictionary.com and see Pterodactyl543?
Dude 1: Yea
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 11, 2022
Jee James what seemes to be your problem?
Nothing I---- G-goott pant-sacked by a sexy mexican chick over there...
Nothing I---- G-goott pant-sacked by a sexy mexican chick over there...
by ☆★Midas★☆ March 17, 2022