Urban Dictionary: Definitions by ☆★Midas★☆

Hairy Gary

The act of shaving your genetalia whilst a person’s open mouth is placed directly under, catching all the pubic hair and swallowing it.

I went to go take a shit, but I walked in on Rob giving my mother a Hairy Gary!

Hairy Gary by ☆★Midas★☆ April 12, 2026

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ambatublo

When you’re about to blow but it’s too close and you need to announce it quickly so you yell “ambatublo”

Girl: oh yeah *slurp slip sleeurp slap smack slurpity slep slurp*
Ronald: I’m about t- t- t-, ambatublo bitch wait oh no watch out!
Girl: *covered in white sludge*

ambatublo by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024

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mega brain fart

When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.

Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*

mega brain fart by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024

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seriously specific

Something said in such exact details that it gives a hint that the person did it.

Smegma man: Guys do you know how to fix a magnesium fire after getting circumcised in Mexico at 3:09 Am in a hospital while being deported to Puerto Rico?
Al: Dude are you alright? That was seriously specific.

seriously specific by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024