Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!

Something the back girl said in the remake of Hell Boy when she got shot with a poisonous twig.

"Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!"
Me: That's what she said

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 27, 2022

Cousin

Someone in the family that is acceptible to fuck...

I fucked my cousin yesterday!

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 08, 2022

Work it, make it, do it, makes us...

Shut-up you peice of shit, you imbecile. This is one of the funniest daft punk songs out there!

Work it, make it, do it, makes us... harder, better, faster, stronger...
Now this next clip can be created on the iDaft app by starting at the first one and going to the second below one, then doing that on the right then doing it on the second row. Just search up the fucking meme alright?
Work it harder make it better, do it faster makes us stronger more than ever hour after, our work is NEVER OVER. Creepy I know...

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 16, 2022

ambatublo

When you’re about to blow but it’s too close and you need to announce it quickly so you yell “ambatublo”

Girl: oh yeah *slurp slip sleeurp slap smack slurpity slep slurp*
Ronald: I’m about t- t- t-, ambatublo bitch wait oh no watch out!
Girl: *covered in white sludge*

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024

niggafuck dicksuck

Exactly that

Just a nigga fucking and a dicka sucking ay its a me mario niggafuck dicksuck

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 12, 2022

ationwindon

A stupid fuck dumbass piece of shit that decided to be in my browser at the worst time. It’s an unpopular infamous piece of horse shit that was made by some dumbfuck ass brain cheesecock russian to infect other’s searches, it only does annoying shit like redirect you to Bing. Or even porn sites. Don’t worry I’m on my phone right now so Safari is safe, but I do gotta tell you be careful. I do blame my brother for clicking random ads.

Jaden: hey sweetie, got my mothers day present?
Jackson: Hold on mother, I was sending you gifts, but ationwindon decided to infect my asshole so now I just ordered you 125 milf cut-outs, 647 dildos, and now there are about 1.4 million men who want to fuck you right now.

by ☆★Midas★☆ May 09, 2022

bobshit

When you wiggle your ass to get the shit out.

Honey can you come out!
Me: 5 more minutes im bobshitting

by ☆★Midas★☆ December 02, 2021