Snore-addicted

A dumb fatass who snores so loudly, it sounds like a category 10,000 hurricane from 2 rooms away, aka you could use "my dad".

Guy 1: bro i'm tryin to sleep here! What's up with your fucking dad!?
Guy 2-3: Dude cover your ears he's boutta go super sayin! Hes snore-addicted!

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 10, 2022

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chocolate shitty iphone charger

The act of accidentally sliding an iphone charger up your ass in your sleep, the result of this is shit leaving your ass at 150mph nonstop, batteries coming out your penis hole, the charger coming out your ear, and puking iphones.

Kiy: Hey man i just slid a charger into my asscrack in my sleep, wanna seeeee?
Rahmõnd: You are so fucking stupid that i turned into a mexican. You chocolate shitty iphone charger.

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 19, 2022

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2

Double.
Couple.
Twice.

There are 2 balls per 1 penis.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2022

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Cumshout

When you pinch your testes right as you ejagulate and then shout to shoot a cumnado (a tornado of cum) out your mouth.

Mom: Did you paint the bathroom? White is a good paint choice!
Son: Nah mom that was a cumshout!

by ☆★Midas★☆ November 24, 2021

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lgbtqia+ is a sin

You have a choice, you're still human, but no, god sees that as a sin. Alas, it's forgivable, but ay! That doesn't mean you gotta rub yo virgin asses in my face! I know you're gay I'm not mentally damaged, unlike you.

Gay dude: Hey man wanna be friends, im gay.
Me: Your brain is damaged in every way and not even exorcism will fix it. Why don't you becone friends with Yuri?
Gayass: Whose Yuri?
Me: Yuri Tarted.
Lesson learned:
LGBTQIA+ Is a sin!
-I think god said that in the bible

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 26, 2022

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