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When you relieve yourself from constipation by shitting. And the shit log is so big that it penetrates your ass.
Me: OoooOOOooh yeah I dropped a heavy payload.
Marigold: what the fuck?
Me: That shit was so fucking huge… I saw it going through my stomach!
Marigold: That… probably felt kinda gay ngl.
Me: Yeah I just got my ass penetrated by a gay poo…
Marigold: what the fuck?
Me: That shit was so fucking huge… I saw it going through my stomach!
Marigold: That… probably felt kinda gay ngl.
Me: Yeah I just got my ass penetrated by a gay poo…
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 8, 2022
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You would know by now if your brain was dirtier than a sweaty girl’s boobs.
You would know by now if your brain was dirtier than a sweaty girl’s boobs.
HACKDUDES69
by ☆★Midas★☆ October 25, 2022
Get the Hackdudes69 mug.A total asshole, they always have to have a damn opinion, they always have a fucking opinion. Mostly against the Americans with the stupid "Oooh they're fatasses 'cuz they are in the United States!". You do not deserve to be in this situation, he's a humongous dipshit who can go up Satan's flaming arsehole.
Totem_pole: Haha Americans use the word "ass" because their retarded fatasses can't say arse correctly.
Me: Well yo ass can't shut the fuck up because YOUR know it all smartass is full of shit!
Totem_poledancerthatsugly: Haha shit-sagging American suck my dick!
Me: No you fuckwit! I'm European. I mean... crikey! Seems like YOU'VE been the one stacking on all the maccas!
Totem_shit: What?
Me: I hope you get bitten in the leg by a kangaroo!
Me: Well yo ass can't shut the fuck up because YOUR know it all smartass is full of shit!
Totem_poledancerthatsugly: Haha shit-sagging American suck my dick!
Me: No you fuckwit! I'm European. I mean... crikey! Seems like YOU'VE been the one stacking on all the maccas!
Totem_shit: What?
Me: I hope you get bitten in the leg by a kangaroo!
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 27, 2022
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Get the 5 mug.Ok you ever read that book of captain underpants where they went to an alternate world? Yeah, like that, so, there is this dumbass scientist who sucks shit at alchemy and other things that reqiure at least 1 brain cell. And this smartass fucktard who has to follow this white wigga down the road as a human shield.
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 10, 2022
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Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET AWAY FROM ME!!!
Gayass: IM A FEMBOY THO!
Me: Welcome to the club you are fine then…
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET AWAY FROM ME!!!
Gayass: IM A FEMBOY THO!
Me: Welcome to the club you are fine then…
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 8, 2022
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