☆★Midas★☆'s definitions

Marigold Cum

Golden sticky liquid that comes out of my wife when I fuck her, it tastes like bodily fluid.

I fucked marigold and got Marigold Cum!

by ☆★Midas★☆ April 18, 2022

Wanna see something stupid?

Green Cyanide guy gets launched at wall, filled with gasoline, matchstick put in mouth, launched at another wall, gets head sliced off, gets head sliced off, gets head kicked onto table and explodes on other yellow cyanide guy.

Hey wanna SEE something STUPID?
Yeah no... I'm pretty busy right now just give me a sec-
*STUPID*
BAM!
Ahhhh!!
Pretty stupid huh...?
Ahhh what the fu-

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 20, 2022

😦

An emoji that looks like Walter White crying…

Yeah… you will never see this the 😦 as the same again…

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 13, 2022

Wonderboat

A boat of wonders...

Many...

Many...
Wonders...

Have you ever wanted to know the feeling of cumming in your daughter's ass in the middle of a tropical rainforest filled with dinosaurs that wear armor?

No?

Just me? Ok then.

But with the monthly subscription of $999999999 dollars, go through a custom adventure.

Yeah! You flaming bullshit.

Hey man have you seen my wonderboat.

Jake from Statefarm: Nah what for?

I wanna know the experience of cumming in my daughters ass in the middle of a rainforest filled with dinosaurs wearing armor.

Jake from statefarm: What the fuck?

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 27, 2022

Pterodactyl543

The guy on urban dictionary who just got his posts up.
Otherwise known as me.

Dude 1: Hey wanna see livepool?
Dude 2: Hey wanna go on urbandictionary.com and see Pterodactyl543?
Dude 1: Yea

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 10, 2022

willie2024

Some time traveler in TheTekkitRealm’s YouTube unsolved episode.

GiveItToMeDaddy26: who are you?
Willie2024: It’s a me Mario biyyyotch

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 5, 2022

Dirty Domination

When a couple has sex right after at least one of them just came home without getting a chance to take a shower. Dirty only meaning sweaty, but if you have a boob, stomach, penis, balls, vagina, ass, or foot fetish, then it’s just a sweaty domination, don’t forget not to mix the 2.

Marigold: Honey I’m home! Ahhh… what are you doing???
Hey!
Ohhh
Ahhh
Ooh yeah daddy…
*Sweaty testicle banging on sweaty pussy* ooooOoOOooOoh Daddy harder faster better stronger. Dirty domination daddy oooOoOoooOooOOooOoh daddy yes.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 13, 2022