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shothang 

pronounced sho-thang

1. a shorty that is a sure thing for sex

2. a sure thing
Darryl: Are you gonna get with Jasmine tonight?

Reginald: Ya, she's what I like to call a shothang.
shothang by random internet user September 19, 2012

Sloth Car 

“A ‘Sloth Car’ is a vehicle that you get stuck driving behind when they move so slow while driving, that it seems like a sloth is behind the wheel.”
“Joni was about to pull every hair out of her head in frustration while driving behind a sloth car that she could neither pass or go around.”
Sloth Car by Julesheart February 9, 2023

Sloth position

When your SO (the one who is receiving) hangs up side down from their hands and legs (much like a sloth) and sucks, licks, takes, the D.
"Babe hang like a sloth for me. I want to try the sloth position" -me
Sloth position by super sloth man October 21, 2014

sloth rub 

Jacking off so slow it stays soft.
Bro last night that hand job was so bad it was like a sloth rub
sloth rub by KeWl-AiD170 May 25, 2014
To spend you waking hours passively in front of a TV or a book, doing nothing productive.
“It’s been a tough week at work so I want to spend the weekend slothing”
“I think it’s time you stop watching TV and do something productive. You’ve been slothing all day”
“I think we’ve slothed enough for the day. We should get out and do something”

slothsage 

one who lazes about in idleness, claiming it’s too hot out; too windy, etc.
Everyone was just vegging out around the hotel’s pool everyday ‘til some Brits organized a “hash run” (a paper chase—nothing to do with hashish), and amazingly, all the slothsages really got into it.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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