slothsage 

one who lazes about in idleness, claiming it’s too hot out; too windy, etc.

Everyone was just vegging out around the hotel’s pool everyday ‘til some Brits organized a “hash run” (a paper chase—nothing to do with hashish), and amazingly, all the slothsages really got into it.

slothsage by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 13, 2011

Slossage 

Named after the rusty stuffs of Sloss Furnace in Birmingham, Alabama, a Slossage is an attendee of Furnace Fest. Not to be confused with, or considered less than, a Furnie.

Man those Slossages really know how to spin kick, someday they’ll find peace with the Furnies.

Slossage by Furnie4lyfe June 26, 2022

Soothsayer 

The greatest song ever made. Possibly because the guitarist wears a bucket on his head.

Soothsayer is the greatest song ever made

Soothsayer by Xtreme2252 July 19, 2009

soothsayer 

a prophet or fortune teller of ancient Greece and ancient Rome

they often told those around them of great misfortunes, usually dealing in death

The soothsayer in the play Julias Caesar warned Caesar of the Ides (or 15th day) of March.

soothsayer by The Last Guardian of Naught August 13, 2009

Soothsayer 

Someone who knows the truth. They’ve always know the real truth and nothing but the truth, and can’t help but share it with others. You can run, but you can’t hide forever.

Friend: Is it true that you two were always meant to be together?
Soothsayer: That’s the real sooth! Did I stutter the first time? I’ll say it again.

Soothsayer by the winds of change May 10, 2020

Slothmate 

slothmate - A roomate who is totally lazy and does not pull their fair share of the house work. sometimes also known for not taking baths for extended periods of time.

He is such a slothmate, he could at least take a bath.

Quit being such a slothmate and do your dishes.

Doesn't your slothmate ever do anything like, clean?

Slothmate by allley April 18, 2010

Slothkage

Slothkage is a term used when referring to a god like content creator who is very chill like a Sloth but is importance like a god

"Did you see Slothkages new tiktok"?

Slothkage by SIothkage March 14, 2021