sports bag 

A bag in which one's partner stands whilst having sex in a toilet cubicle, in order to avoid their feet being seen by the lavatory attendant.

Edward was planning a little trip to Picadilly Circus.
"Would one like to take one's sports bag?" asked his butler with a straight-face.

sports bag by Dunky Oggins January 25, 2004

sportsball 

a term used sarcastically by non-sports fans to show that they don't know or care that much about sports.

person 1: hey man, did you see the soccer game last night?
person 2: nah man I don't watch sportsball

sportsball by unusualcaterpillar June 21, 2016

sportsballing 

the act of participating either competitively or noncompetitively in an athletic based endeavor occasionally with other humans that usually involves spherical devices but also doesn’t have to because all sports deserve equal representation including ribbon dancing and roshambo.

Let's go sportsballing; we have a new baseball glove to break in.

sportsballing by iron horse brewery September 18, 2018

sportsbabe

any hot chick that plays or covers sports.

Erin Andrews is a sportsbabe.

sportsbabe by cardinal_fan November 16, 2004

Sportsball 

A word used by many, which is often caused by prolonged lack of sun exposure and/or lack of outdoor activity. Users often feel a sense of wit or grandeur when using this word, due to the fact that they are too “intelligent@ to play or be interested in sports, so they feel the need to ridicule anyone that does. Other causes include: banging your head on a table after loosing in geometry dash, dying in Minecraft, and playing too much world of Warcraft

Jack: hey Neville do you want to play catch?
Neville: no, sportsball is stupid and I am too intelligent for your primitive game

Sportsball by Jxbancdc September 27, 2020

Sportsball 

A general term referring to any and all athletic activities

Person 1: You didn't get the paper into the trash can!

Person 2: I'm sorry, I don't sportsball.

Sportsball by TubaMaverick May 14, 2018