A bag in which one's partner stands whilst having sex in a toilet cubicle, in order to avoid their feet being seen by the lavatory attendant.
Edward was planning a little trip to Picadilly Circus.
"Would one like to take one's sports bag?" asked his butler with a straight-face.
"Would one like to take one's sports bag?" asked his butler with a straight-face.
by Dunky Oggins January 25, 2004
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