sportsbagging

Tradecraft used for gay liaisons in public toilets in UK. One party will carry a Sports bag into a cubicle, which both parties will then step into the unzipped and open sports bag and enjoy a standing knee trembler. Any suspicious or nosy person, peering under the door, will just see an innocuous Sportsbag, rather than 2 sets of feet!

I saw two poofters heading for the park loos, one had a Puma bag.....hope they enjoy their Sportsbagging

sportsbagging by Cowtown cooker April 28, 2024

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sportsballing

the act of participating either competitively or noncompetitively in an athletic based endeavor occasionally with other humans that usually involves spherical devices but also doesn’t have to because all sports deserve equal representation including ribbon dancing and roshambo.

Let's go sportsballing; we have a new baseball glove to break in.

sportsballing by iron horse brewery September 18, 2018

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sportsbagging • sportsballing • Spotbagging

Spotbagging

A combination of "spotting" and "tea-bagging". I was at the gym watching a guy spotting for another guy who was doing bench presses. The guy who was doing the spotting was standing right over the face of the guy who was doing the bench presses. The term just seems self-evident.

Josh was trying for a new personal record on the bench press, but his spotter, Zack, was in a playful/sick mood. Before Josh's record set was finished, he'd become the victim of a spotbagging.

Spotbagging by gunfreak May 10, 2012

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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