cardinal_fan's definitions

bagging your own groceries

When you shoot the basketball and rebound your own missed shot and score it after one or multiple rebounds.

Willis needs to either learn how to shoot or learn how to bag his own groceries.

by cardinal_fan October 25, 2004

sportscenter

A daily sports show that focuses on highlights of games and comments from experts. It has slowly gone down hill with anchors trying to live up to previous hosts with their bad and not funny catch phrases. Also see Stuart Scott

I only watch Sportscenter a few times a week due to the terrible anchors.

by cardinal_fan October 12, 2004

walmart ass

When you can't make it to the mall where the hot chicks hang out, you are relegated to Wal Mart. Where you check out the lower grade, but sometimes fine pieces of ass that are shopping there.

Everytime I go to Wal Mart I always see some good walmart ass.

by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004

sierra mist

A shockingly refreshing, carbonated, caffeine free soft drink. It is all around better than 7up, Sprite, and Mountain Dew.

Sierra Mist is by far one of the best beverages ever created.

by cardinal_fan October 12, 2004

machine fuck

When a chick has sex with a machine instead of a human.

Also see.
sybian, fuck machine, sex-machine

When Brooke gets horny she machine fucks her sybian.

by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004

deathstick

a golf club, specifically a driver.

Pete knocked the golf ball 350 with his new deathstick.

by cardinal_fan October 13, 2004

jizz shot

another word for cumshot.

Amanda had a gangbang and took many jizz shots on her DD tits, face, and neck.

by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004