cardinal_fan's definitions

toof

When a living being has only one tooth in their mouth. When they mean to say tooth they actually say toof.

Cletus brushes his toof since he has one left.

by cardinal_fan October 20, 2004

jizz shot

another word for cumshot.

Amanda had a gangbang and took many jizz shots on her DD tits, face, and neck.

by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004

walmart ass

When you can't make it to the mall where the hot chicks hang out, you are relegated to Wal Mart. Where you check out the lower grade, but sometimes fine pieces of ass that are shopping there.

Everytime I go to Wal Mart I always see some good walmart ass.

by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004

sierra mist

A shockingly refreshing, carbonated, caffeine free soft drink. It is all around better than 7up, Sprite, and Mountain Dew.

Sierra Mist is by far one of the best beverages ever created.

by cardinal_fan October 12, 2004

junko

a person it doesn't matter if they are rich or poor that just isn't clean about things that wear dirty or wrinkled clothes, throws trash on the ground, their house is a mess, and never combs their hair.

Wilbur tossed his twinkie wrapper on the floor, what a junko.

by cardinal_fan November 4, 2004

bugeater

1. a Nebraskan

2. nickname from the 1890's for the University of Nebraska before it was changed to Cornhuskers.

My neighbor Michelle is a bugeater, she moved from Omaha.

by cardinal_fan October 13, 2004

Thea Andrews

A sexy Canadian woman who is a tv hostess.

Thea Andrews is very bangable.

by cardinal_fan October 12, 2004