cardinal_fan's definitions

machine fuck

When a chick has sex with a machine instead of a human.

Also see.
sybian, fuck machine, sex-machine

When Brooke gets horny she machine fucks her sybian.

by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004

deathstick

a golf club, specifically a driver.

Pete knocked the golf ball 350 with his new deathstick.

by cardinal_fan October 13, 2004

toof

When a living being has only one tooth in their mouth. When they mean to say tooth they actually say toof.

Cletus brushes his toof since he has one left.

by cardinal_fan October 20, 2004

Grace Park

LPGA golfer.

HEIGHT: 5'6"
BIRTH DATE: 3/6/1979
BIRTH PLACE: Seoul, Korea

Grace Park got a par on the 12th hole.

by cardinal_fan October 13, 2004

walmart ass

When you can't make it to the mall where the hot chicks hang out, you are relegated to Wal Mart. Where you check out the lower grade, but sometimes fine pieces of ass that are shopping there.

Everytime I go to Wal Mart I always see some good walmart ass.

by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004

sierra mist

A shockingly refreshing, carbonated, caffeine free soft drink. It is all around better than 7up, Sprite, and Mountain Dew.

Sierra Mist is by far one of the best beverages ever created.

by cardinal_fan October 12, 2004

jizz shot

another word for cumshot.

Amanda had a gangbang and took many jizz shots on her DD tits, face, and neck.

by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004