cardinal_fan's definitions

toof

When a living being has only one tooth in their mouth. When they mean to say tooth they actually say toof.

Cletus brushes his toof since he has one left.

by cardinal_fan October 20, 2004

orenthal

to explode with rage. see O.J. Simpson

Mr. Wong totally went orenthal on my ass.

by cardinal_fan October 13, 2004

deathstick

a golf club, specifically a driver.

Pete knocked the golf ball 350 with his new deathstick.

by cardinal_fan October 13, 2004

machine fuck

When a chick has sex with a machine instead of a human.

Also see.
sybian, fuck machine, sex-machine

When Brooke gets horny she machine fucks her sybian.

by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004

sportsbabe

any hot chick that plays or covers sports.

Erin Andrews is a sportsbabe.

by cardinal_fan November 16, 2004

Jeanne Zelasko

Host of Fox baseball, another sportsbabe

Jeanne Zelasko is sexy.

by cardinal_fan October 25, 2004

cold pizza

1. leftover pizza that has been in the refridgerator that is eaten for breakfast.

2. a mediocre morning show on ESPN2 with hosts who know nothing about the sports they cover.

1. I had some cold pizza this morning for breakfast.

2. The only reason I watch Cold Pizza is Thea Andrews, I would tap that.

by cardinal_fan October 12, 2004