105 definitions by Dunky Oggins
A (young) woman from the England county of Essex. In popular mythology an Essex girl is supposedly stupid and obsessed with sex.
by Dunky Oggins November 22, 2003
IDS was a real gentleman: even though Widdecombe was riding the cotton pony she was in need of a little loving, so he kindly gave her a cherry blossom kiss.
by Dunky Oggins December 30, 2004
Kevin was very disappointed: Peggy had turned down his offer of a date.
"You wombat!" exclaimed John, "Everyone knows she's a clithopper."
"You wombat!" exclaimed John, "Everyone knows she's a clithopper."
by Dunky Oggins January 10, 2004
Cherie was riding the cotton pony and Tony did not fancy a strawberry swirly, so he gave her a clitty clitty bang bang.
by Dunky Oggins January 25, 2004
by Dunky Oggins October 27, 2003
by Dunky Oggins November 8, 2003
"That poor Greek pop star, set up by that nasty crapper dick, it just ain't right, there ought to be a bloody law against it," seethed an irate Mr Tebbit.
by Dunky Oggins December 30, 2004