105 definitions by Dunky Oggins

vomit, particularly forming a puddle on a pavement.
watch out for that Bombay omelette!
by Dunky Oggins October 26, 2003
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A bag in which one's partner stands whilst having sex in a toilet cubicle, in order to avoid their feet being seen by the lavatory attendant.
Edward was planning a little trip to Picadilly Circus.
"Would one like to take one's sports bag?" asked his butler with a straight-face.
by Dunky Oggins January 25, 2004
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A spicey fast-food very popular in Korea and Upton Park High Street.
I complained to the shops manager when i discovered a piece of chicken amongst my kentucky fried rat.
by Dunky Oggins November 25, 2003
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June was bored: Alec had been playing with his gnomes for hours, so she went upstairs to grease the gash.
by Dunky Oggins November 15, 2003
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put some knickers on Peggy, you're showing your bearded oyster!
by Dunky Oggins November 1, 2003
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A sexual act entailing defecating onto the face of one's partner.
Doctor, can i have some Picolax please, my new girlfriend is into scatting.
by Dunky Oggins December 17, 2003
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