To be pregnant.
It was very embarrssing for Kevin when he got Peggy up the duff, but it served him right for trying to save money by using a
flak jacket.
To masturbate by placing one's penis between a woman's breasts.
Definition of clinical insanity: when you would prefer to be submitting entries to the Urban Dictionary rather than having a French fuck with Britney.
A brothel.
Kevin was very shocked to see several police cars pull up outside Alec's house. "I guess he's been seen interfering with his gnomes again" Kevin surmised.
"Nah" replied John, "The pigs were tipped off that he's been running a knocking shop."
A (young) woman from the England county of Essex. In popular mythology an Essex girl is supposedly stupid and obsessed with sex.
Q: How do you know when an Essex girl has an orgasm?
A: She drops her kebab.
having a period; menstruating.
better put a plastic sheet on the sofa before thunderthighs sits down, she's riding the cotton pony.
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riding the cotton pony
mug!
Gay slang for an exceptionally large penis, so named because of its tendency to cause anal bleeding during buggery. (see also
dumdum bullet)
Hello Mr Archer, welcome to Belmarsh Prison. Your cellmate is Mad Mickey McPerve, i'd be very wary of him if i were you, he has a weapon of ass destruction, and he's not afraid to use it.
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weapon of ass destruction
mug!
