105 definitions by Dunky Oggins

kentucky fried rat

A spicey fast-food very popular in Korea and Upton Park High Street.

I complained to the shops manager when i discovered a piece of chicken amongst my kentucky fried rat.

by Dunky Oggins November 25, 2003

grease the gash

female masturbation

June was bored: Alec had been playing with his gnomes for hours, so she went upstairs to grease the gash.

by Dunky Oggins November 15, 2003

bearded oyster

vagina

put some knickers on Peggy, you're showing your bearded oyster!

by Dunky Oggins November 1, 2003

scatting

A sexual act entailing defecating onto the face of one's partner.

Doctor, can i have some Picolax please, my new girlfriend is into scatting.

by Dunky Oggins December 17, 2003

diving into the red sea

to perform cunnilinctus on a menstruating woman.

Bernadette was very happy: her new boyfriend had promised to go diving into the red sea once Eastenders had finished.

by Dunky Oggins November 16, 2003

docker's omelette

a lump of phlegm.

"What's for dinner today?" asked Saddam.
"Just a docker's omelette until you tell us where you have hidden those WMDs" replied his CIA interrogator malevolently.

by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003

get some cold comfort

To have sexual relations with a corpse.

Poor old Alec, he got sacked from his new job at the undertakers when the boss caught him getting some cold comfort.

by Dunky Oggins January 9, 2004