105 definitions by Dunky Oggins

A (young) woman from the England county of Essex. In popular mythology an Essex girl is supposedly stupid and obsessed with sex.
Q: How do you know when an Essex girl has an orgasm?
A: She drops her kebab.
by Dunky Oggins November 22, 2003
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IDS was a real gentleman: even though Widdecombe was riding the cotton pony she was in need of a little loving, so he kindly gave her a cherry blossom kiss.
by Dunky Oggins December 30, 2004
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Kevin was very disappointed: Peggy had turned down his offer of a date.
"You wombat!" exclaimed John, "Everyone knows she's a clithopper."
by Dunky Oggins January 10, 2004
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To masturbate a woman by prodding her clitoris with one's erect penis.
Cherie was riding the cotton pony and Tony did not fancy a strawberry swirly, so he gave her a clitty clitty bang bang.
by Dunky Oggins January 25, 2004
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"stay out of the bedroom for a while" said Elizabeth to Diana, "Charles is fawcetting again."
by Dunky Oggins November 8, 2003
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A policeman who hangs around public lavatories in order to entrap gay men having sex.
"That poor Greek pop star, set up by that nasty crapper dick, it just ain't right, there ought to be a bloody law against it," seethed an irate Mr Tebbit.
by Dunky Oggins December 30, 2004
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