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sportsball 

a term used sarcastically by non-sports fans to show that they don't know or care that much about sports.
person 1: hey man, did you see the soccer game last night?
person 2: nah man I don't watch sportsball

sportsballing 

the act of participating either competitively or noncompetitively in an athletic based endeavor occasionally with other humans that usually involves spherical devices but also doesn’t have to because all sports deserve equal representation including ribbon dancing and roshambo.
Let's go sportsballing; we have a new baseball glove to break in.
sportsballing by iron horse brewery September 18, 2018

sports babe 

A mid-30's age woman who is unusually attractive and co-hosts sports shows and/or halftime shows next to rich middle-aged men.
Jack: What are you staring at, Joel?

Joel: That sports babe casting with that Tedy. She's so hot.
sports babe by Tallu309 May 19, 2011

spokesbabe 

A ridiculously good-looking communications professional.
spokesbabe by journosaurus rex November 27, 2009

sportsgame 

A term used to describe all sports by someone who doesn’t care about or follow sports that much and want a word to use that isn’t sportsball.
How was that SportsGame last night? Huh? Oh you mean the hockey game? Yeah, that. Oh, it was good.
sportsgame by E-Show May 4, 2018

Sportsboner 

1. verb - A male that has a constant erection.
2. adj - One who is aroused by sports or athletic events.
1. "That dude sportsboner all day."
2. "Bro, this soccer game is so awesome. I have the biggest sportsboner right now."
Sportsboner by Sportsboner September 25, 2011
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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