sportress 

A waitress at a sports bar in a fortress in Ireland.

The sportress was lookin' real fly in Glasgow.

sportress by The moving banana May 14, 2017

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 

An insanely good movie that will confuse the Hell out of you until the very end when it all comes together, and you instantly add it to your Myspace 'movies' list.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind feautres some lines that will sound familiar to fans of the band Circa Survive:

"Meet me in Montauk" and "Wish Resign" are CS songs, and Meet me in Montauk is all about the movie.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind by charmander<3 December 28, 2005

skortress 

skortress (n.) - \ˈskȯr-trəs\ - a pair of shorts made to resemble a dress; a full-body piece of clothing terminating in flap-front shorts

Origin: Upon seeing seeing a girl in a dress connected to her shorts and a wedgie at least 4.5 inches into her posterior, "Is that a skort dress? A skortress? Wait, how do you pee in that thing?"

Derivations: combined form of skort and dress. Other possible derivations include the combined form of skank and fortress.

Wow, look at that ho wearing that skortress. It must act as a fortress of virtue because ain't nobody touching that.

skortress by QiqJoe May 31, 2011

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 

An insanely good movie starring Jim Carrey and Kate Winslet. This movie is one of those "thinkers" that is confusing as anything until the last 10 minutes when you realize its one of the best movies ever made. It has so many facets to its brilliance that one wonders if the writers and actors are geniuses. A truley amazing movie that should be seen by EVERYONE!

Your the kind of person that would actually understand and appreciate "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" for its insane amazing-ness.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind by muzikid89 April 24, 2005

Shortness of breath 

The excuse that unathletic people use when they get tired of running

*Chalmers is panting and stops running laps during his workout*
Gavin: Yo Chalmers are you ok?
Chalmers: Yeah I just got some shortness of breath
Gavin: Do you have asthma or something?
Charmers: no I just have shortness of breath

Shortness of breath by Circy4 July 20, 2016

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind 

one of the few movies that gets better each and every time u watches it

person a- have you seen eternal sunshine of the spotless mind?
person b- no
person a- loser

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind by sinlessbeauty116 March 16, 2009

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind 

Charlie Kaufman's masterpiece. Every frame is a piece of art. One of the most honest portrayals of relationships from beginning to end. Deeply touching and ultimately amazing.

After watching Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, I felt like calling my ex up and crying.

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind by mrs. folds June 5, 2005