Spactress

A spactor or spactress is an actor or actress who has a visible disability like being in a wheelchair or has crutches.

Guy 1: That girl from the malteser advert is such a spastic.

Guy 2: Nahh she's a spactress.

Guy 1: Omg that's brilliant.

by WeeaboosUnite February 14, 2017

shattress

a dirty, shit on, old mattress

We found a shattress behind the motel.

by nrs March 11, 2005

Spackcess

(Disabled Access)

The extraneous appartus commonly designated to the burdensome handicapped.

Often ugly, obtrusive and surplus to requirements. Much like the spackcess.

These cumbersome, invasive mong mobilisers have infested public buildings such as library's, swimming baths, hospitals and schools.

'Predictably, the newly installed spackcess lift at the bingo hall has failed to decrease the volume of spack droppings that the caretaker must bleach and steam out of the carpets on a daily basis'.

OR

'Ironically, the access to the spackcess was compromised by a cloying lagoon of spack gravy. Creating a lethal skid pan for the able bodied bingo players'.

by Herbie Dongsporran October 12, 2021

Spectres

Gods of Tribes 1 in the pacific. Heros amoung commen men.

Holy shit SpS are godlike!

by Godlike February 15, 2003

spectrissium

Pronounced: Spec-tris-sea-um

When you suddenly get a massive butt cramp that makes you feel constipated.

"I would have come to the party but I got a massive spectrissium."
"Shit, I got a spectrissium!"

by RDKF April 10, 2016

Saltress

She who eminates a glorious salty attitude. She gives zero fucks. Shes a queen.

Look at that saltress over there, gorgeously carefree. A true queen.

by The Saltress June 19, 2019

Spamdress

The e-mail account you set up for the fuckers that what an address to send updates and special offers

I set up a spamdress so i wouldn't get all the retarded and worthless e-mail from random assholes.

by AmishMcPimpslap March 4, 2010