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it means when something is brand new and likeable. like when given a compliment on anything they use the word spotless.
Dude 1: damn those are some badass shoes!

Dude 2: cha man, their spotless.

Dude 1: lol artard.
Spotless by D!39o February 1, 2008

spotless monkey 

This is where the vagina is clean shaven. This will usually have the taste of cod, but the texture of a leopards tongue
“Shiela has got a spotless monkey, I ate it and fingered her some.”
spotless monkey by FriedTasty September 21, 2019

Spotless rinse 

When you ejaculate on your own stomach and simply let the splooge dry
I gave myself the ol ' spotless rinse and fell asleep
Spotless rinse by Hetroerectus September 19, 2022

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 

An insanely good movie that will confuse the Hell out of you until the very end when it all comes together, and you instantly add it to your Myspace 'movies' list.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind feautres some lines that will sound familiar to fans of the band Circa Survive:

"Meet me in Montauk" and "Wish Resign" are CS songs, and Meet me in Montauk is all about the movie.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 

An insanely good movie starring Jim Carrey and Kate Winslet. This movie is one of those "thinkers" that is confusing as anything until the last 10 minutes when you realize its one of the best movies ever made. It has so many facets to its brilliance that one wonders if the writers and actors are geniuses. A truley amazing movie that should be seen by EVERYONE!
Your the kind of person that would actually understand and appreciate "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" for its insane amazing-ness.

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind 

one of the few movies that gets better each and every time u watches it
person a- have you seen eternal sunshine of the spotless mind?
person b- no
person a- loser
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