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Spermeate 

The act of swallowing the sperm that is normally ejaculated into the mouth of another male, however, it is not necessary to ejaculate it directly into his mouth as some prefer to swallow it after the sperm makes contact elsewhere.

Also can be used as a punchline to most male gay jokes.
I watched gay porn On luckybaileytv so i could see my exboyfoe spermeate with a pretty man.
Spermeate by lucky bailey rocks September 12, 2018

spareface 

interj.

Used to express apathy or indicate a lack of interest or concern, also careface.

Literally a face that is 'spare', an evolution of talk to the hand (because the face isn't listening).
Susan: Hey my phone's so much cooler than yours it can even talk to itself!
Clint: Spareface!
spareface by Spare101 June 6, 2013

Spermiage 

English version of the Polish word "spermiarz"

It's basically a simp, who only perceives others as someone attractive/future partner.
First they see (spermiage can be of any gender) is the looks of others.
*watching a reality show*
-- Wow, look at her/him, she's/he's so attractive.
-- Holy fuck, dude, can you focus at the show and not at the looks of others? You're such a spermiage.
Spermiage by Maciasz November 28, 2020

vaginal sperm face 

Someone who ate a vagina that had recently been spermed in
"anthony aqualina has a vaginal sperm face after playing with his milf."
vaginal sperm face by pat November 27, 2004

sternface sweetheart 

any person who looks stern or is strict by face or rules but is a sweet from his/her heart.Deep affection of a person who does not want to disclose ones feelings.
1.my mother is such a sternface sweetheart.
2.usually people of military are sternface sweethearts.
sternface sweetheart by angelic devil September 7, 2010

spermback 

when you blow your load on to a girls back
As you’re about to cum you pull out and spermback your ejaculate all over the person’s backside
spermback by SMWJLA Partnerships October 20, 2007
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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