spoodid

When you cum in someones mouth and then make a joke or just shit yourself causing them to either laugh or recoil in disgust and spit spray the cum into the air in a fine mist.

sum yung guy: "idk what happened man, I just came in her mouth and then next thing I know she spoodid it everywhere! Now my blankets are stiff and the dog hasn't moved for days!"

by Schrodinger's cock pasta March 3, 2025

spooding

the act of spooning in the nude

"Wanna do some spooding tonight?"
"Fuck you bitch, turn around and let me take a shit on your chest."

"Let's spood tonight, I don't want to lose my virginity."
"Shut the fuck up bitch, I'm gonna fucking ram your ass and cum on your tits"

by Gentleman Scholars January 4, 2009

Spoodaddery

Inappropriate or unnecessary behaviors foisted upon the
general public by black people. Occurences are commonly found under an NBA basket or NFL endzone, though incidents can happen anywhere. Invariably non violent, they are nevertheless ridiculous, occasionally comical.

The Vikings were penalized 15 yards for excessive spoodaddery after Rany Moss wiped his butt with the ball
during a touchdown celebration.

Man, the spoodaddery on display in front of the car wash
today was incredible. Broadway has nothing on those guys!

by logflogger012 October 28, 2009

spondiddlydo

Xtremely drop dead gorgeous girls that like to say SUPA HYPHY, who do not take offers of sushi with any if and's or butt's, who prefer arby's popcorn shaka's, who run around east haven, CT like Bafoons and take pictures with sewers and wooden logs, who also pop squats anywhere with or without an audience, who unplug ice makers to charge phones and who leaves food for the bums.

"Yoso i was like hyphydelicious and i was driving my weenie wagon right, and guess who i saw?"

"Who?"

"Spondiddlydo man, it was cool"

by Margaradascar May 8, 2008

Spoopid

The nicest person in the world, but has dealt with to much bullshit, so they can't handle being called stupid, cause they believe that they're that smart, but they really aren't, so they're, labelled, by the medical condition, spopid, because they're too stupid to handle bullshit, too stupid to be able to be called stupid, so they're spoopid.

Dude did you here about the Eskimo that was molested as a kid, he's into drugs as an escape, fuck he's spopid, poor fucker, can't give him stupid, love his little heart, but I'll make something up for him, call it an illness. Spoopid.

by That fucking shithead November 19, 2019

spoodi

1. A word to use when you forget a thought you were going to say
2. Chicken Wings

1. Whoops I had a spoodi!
2. Can I get some mild spooded? (Plural of spoodi)

by Spoodi wing girlie! December 1, 2017

Spoodie

A state of mind in which a person chooses to be angry, resentful and grouchy. Basically a party pooper.

Someone who it throwing a silent temper tantrum for attention.

When ur at a club, and you want to dance, but ur friend is sulking in the corner... you walk up to her and say: "girl! Why r u being spoodie?"

by AstridsVespertine December 9, 2012