"Wanna do some spooding tonight?"
"Fuck you bitch, turn around and let me take a shit on your chest."

"Let's spood tonight, I don't want to lose my virginity."
"Shut the fuck up bitch, I'm gonna fucking ram your ass and cum on your tits"
by Gentleman Scholars January 5, 2009
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Affection moniker for spiders. May also be referred to as Spooder.
Unknown whether this term predated the invention of Spooderman (www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3fterm=Spooderman&amp=true) or arose afterwards.
Aww, what a cute little spood (referring to a particularly cute spider, such as a jumping spider)
by D4D77 September 11, 2019
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Used as verb: to challenge someone for a sports match online.

Used as noun: a sports match arranged online but played in reality.
1) What about a tennis match? I'll spood you for tomorrow after work.

2) Alice spooded Bob for a ping-pong match next friday.

3) I already got over 50 spoods this month!!!

4) If I win my next spood, I earn 10 points and I will be ranked in the first league!
by z00bs October 7, 2010
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A person who his a complete dumbass. Represented by spooder-marks. You get spooder-marks by doing something stupid. If you have 5 spooder-marks in one day, you will be known as a spooder-boy.
I came close to being a spooder-boy for making constant perverted jokes.
by xkiller8978924576821 April 5, 2017
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What happens when you steal a noodle from someone named Kyton. They will be triggered and slap you.
I just spooded them.
by MyLeftEarLobe June 9, 2018
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A slang term used to describe a very saggy ang gaping vagina.
Zandz: So, how was she then jj?
JJ: Yeah pretty damn good...had a spood of DEATH right enough!

Other: Damn, she has a dry, smelly spood!
by JJPUSS February 4, 2010
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tiny area where the ballsack ends and penis begins.
by G-LO August 9, 2003
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