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Spoonokin 

Spoonokin is the action of spooning and a poking simultaneously.

The act of spooning your significant other, pillow, object, and poking it/them at the same time.

Spoonokin is the action of spooning and a poking, spoonokin!

Spooning+poking=Spoonokin!
"OMG did you guys feel that earthquake last night?!?!"

"Earthquake?..what earthquake? ...I was spoonokin!

"I didn't feel that 5.5 magnitude earthquake because I was spoonokin!!!"

"Wow that must of been some serious spoonokin!!!"
"It sure was!!"

"Got spoonokin?!?"

"Spoonokin a me?!?!"
Spoonokin by Spoonokin March 31, 2010
Related Words

spoonologist 

one who spoons frequently and is all knowing about the various ways and places in which to spoon
Todd could spoon anywhere....he's a real "spoonologist"
spoonologist by Alexis/Mike July 24, 2004

Spoonology 

Spoonology (or Spoon Theory) is the belief that the universe is made out of tiny tessellating spoons created by our lord and saviour Spoona.

distributors of Spoon/spoonologists/spoonists/spooners are just some of the many names used to describe someone who believes in Spoonology. Spoonists pray by inserting one spoon into there mouth and resting another on there nose.

Spoonists are also taught to praise the holy spork which they believe is a gift from Spoona.

It is believed the the spoonists one goal in life is to complain to KFC about the free sporks which are available in there stores.
Spoonology is the one true religion!
Spoonology by #Spoonology July 23, 2015

spoonology 

The science of spoons and their unusual distinction from the shovel.
Why weren't shovels wiped out like the dinosaurs? This is a common concern in spoonology.
spoonology by Faceminion October 1, 2008

spoonoid 

Someone who would prefer to have cuddle than have sex with you.
She hated that I spoonoid.
spoonoid by d0er May 20, 2003

spoonnoggle 

the act of reaming someone's ass with a spoon
Oh gawd! Terry gave Randy the hardest spoonnoggle of his life last night! His ass was tore the fuck up!
spoonnoggle by Pit Pat September 9, 2007