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Spoonokin
Spoonokin is the action of spooning and a poking simultaneously.
The act of spooning your significant other, pillow, object, and poking it/them at the same time.
Spoonokin is the action of spooning and a poking, spoonokin!
Spooning+poking=Spoonokin!
The act of spooning your significant other, pillow, object, and poking it/them at the same time.
Spoonokin is the action of spooning and a poking, spoonokin!
Spooning+poking=Spoonokin!
Related Words
sponono • spoonology • spokononoy • sponno • Sponotony • spoonnoggle • Spoonos • spoonography • spoonoid • Spoonoil
spoonologist
spoonologist by Alexis/Mike July 24, 2004
Spoonology
Spoonology (or Spoon Theory) is the belief that the universe is made out of tiny tessellating spoons created by our lord and saviour Spoona.
distributors of Spoon/spoonologists/spoonists/spooners are just some of the many names used to describe someone who believes in Spoonology. Spoonists pray by inserting one spoon into there mouth and resting another on there nose.
Spoonists are also taught to praise the holy spork which they believe is a gift from Spoona.
It is believed the the spoonists one goal in life is to complain to KFC about the free sporks which are available in there stores.
distributors of Spoon/spoonologists/spoonists/spooners are just some of the many names used to describe someone who believes in Spoonology. Spoonists pray by inserting one spoon into there mouth and resting another on there nose.
Spoonists are also taught to praise the holy spork which they believe is a gift from Spoona.
It is believed the the spoonists one goal in life is to complain to KFC about the free sporks which are available in there stores.
Spoonology by #Spoonology July 23, 2015
spoonology
spoonology by Faceminion October 1, 2008
spoonoid
She hated that I spoonoid.
spoonnoggle
Oh gawd! Terry gave Randy the hardest spoonnoggle of his life last night! His ass was tore the fuck up!
spoonnoggle by Pit Pat September 9, 2007
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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