spoonography

1) the art of studying spoons
2) A derogatory to describe a complete spoon (see spoon)
3) The erotic sexual act involving three spoons, a textbook and a green highlighter

1) "He was a quite talented spoonographer"(spoonography)
2) "Rem is such a complete spoon/spoonhead/spoonfed/spoonographer"

by Keith Moon November 21, 2005

Swornography

Any leaked videos from the official NXVIM sex society\club\cult.(tbd)

The swornography contained in this specific collection is fluffy and entertaining.

by Ranchgirls November 29, 2020

scornography

Media made with the express purpose of causing the emotion of scorn in the viewer. Scornography's main purpose is to flood the viewer with the most obnoxious and unintelligent people possible, ensuring that they fall far below the average viewer in likability. This way, viewers can unite in their hatred of the characters, and feel a brief burst of artificially inflated self-esteem. These shows are the public executions of our times, except instead of the death they so often deserve, the stars of the shows are showered with attention, fame and money.

"Jersey Shore," "The Real Housewives of ___," "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" are all examples of scornography.

by camidon January 5, 2012

Spornography

Sports footage that is overtly sexual, containing scantily clad, attractive, frequently sweaty bodies.

Yoga class on the Fitness Channel is the prime example of spornography, with very fit women wearing almost nothing while contorting into wild poses as the camera catches records images of their private parts. Most shots of Anna Kournikova are spornographic. Close-ups of rugby players' tushies are spornography for the ladies (and some gentlemen).

by AnneB "Stats" April 8, 2012

Sporenography

Pornography created using the game Spore Creature Creator.

Sporenography are creatures having sex doggie style. Creatures with huge penises, huge walking penises, Goatse and even Tubgirl, have been created using SCC

by Al Bear972 August 27, 2008

spotography

The ability to spot someone's location from a photograph.

If my spotography is accurate, you are on Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco.

by PappiC December 6, 2012

poonography

1. Explicit pictures, writing, or other material depicting defecation and whose primary purpose is to cause sexual arousal for those with a poo fetish.

2. The presentation or production of such material.

John used his webcam to create poonography by supplying a live feed of him taking a huge crap onto his keyboard in order to sexually excite his boyfriend, Tim, with whom he has a long-distance relationship.

by Professor Dumpypants March 20, 2010