One who is experienced, determined and knowledgeable in the various methodologies of Monica and the classifications of inventive and inspirational terms.
"Hey fellow Shmonologist , have you analysed the new Monty Ton?"
"Oh no, i haven't got around to it yet, I thought I'd start with the Mon-casserole"
A professional Ice Cream scooper. They have acquired a masters of scoopology from the only college offering it in the world, The School of Scoopy Doos Ice Cream and More.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.