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Shmonologist 

One who is experienced, determined and knowledgeable in the various methodologies of Monica and the classifications of inventive and inspirational terms.
"Hey fellow Shmonologist , have you analysed the new Monty Ton?"

"Oh no, i haven't got around to it yet, I thought I'd start with the Mon-casserole"

Scoopologist

A professional Ice Cream scooper. They have acquired a masters of scoopology from the only college offering it in the world, The School of Scoopy Doos Ice Cream and More.
Did you hear that they are all Scoopologists??
No Way!! Give me some ice cream!

spoilologist 

A person or individual who specializes in spoiling others.

To have extraordinary sexual spoiling.
My husband loves to bring me flowers breakfast in bed or pamper me he's a spoilologist.

Spoilologist 

A person or individual who specializes in spoiling others.

Sexually extraordinary satisfies others.

To take care of every want.
My love is a spoilologist he loves to buy flowers, candy and clothing.

Making love to a spoilologist is like being taken apart and built back up!