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Spoonbillin 

Black males that have sex with as many women as they can without any regard to the consciences, including taken responsibility for any of their sex partners children
That Kobe Bryant, he bees spoonbillin, now he gonna be chillin!
Spoonbillin by Mr Bentley September 27, 2007

spoonsill 

Spoonsill (verb),(spuh-oooon-Seh-ill) - An frontward cartwheel.
"Dad! There's a guy doing a spoonsill in the driveway!"
spoonsill by Johnny Liolli November 4, 2006

Roseate Spoonbill

A bird from south america and southern united states. It eats shrimp and has a spoon shaped beak. It looks like a smaller flamingo but isn't related to it.
Person 1: Is that a flamingo?
Person 2: No you nimrod, it's a roseate spoonbill
Roseate Spoonbill by ESBirdnerd November 16, 2020

spoonbill 

A person of African-American origins referring to the size and shape of his lips.
That little spoonbill just stole my bicycle then tried to sell it to my brother.
spoonbill by sven June 10, 2004

spoonologist 

one who spoons frequently and is all knowing about the various ways and places in which to spoon
Todd could spoon anywhere....he's a real "spoonologist"
spoonologist by Alexis/Mike July 24, 2004

Spoonology 

Spoonology (or Spoon Theory) is the belief that the universe is made out of tiny tessellating spoons created by our lord and saviour Spoona.

distributors of Spoon/spoonologists/spoonists/spooners are just some of the many names used to describe someone who believes in Spoonology. Spoonists pray by inserting one spoon into there mouth and resting another on there nose.

Spoonists are also taught to praise the holy spork which they believe is a gift from Spoona.

It is believed the the spoonists one goal in life is to complain to KFC about the free sporks which are available in there stores.
Spoonology is the one true religion!
Spoonology by #Spoonology July 23, 2015
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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