Sponotony

Describes person, activity, or event of such continued spontaneity and randomness, that it becomes monotonous and or annoying.

First day of school

Mark: Hey Theresa, how was your summer?

Theresa: Cock!

Last day of school

Mark:(apprehensively) Um, Theresa, what's up?

Theresa: Bitch tits!

Mark: Fuck this sponotony! YOU DIE BY MY HAND!

Sponotony by Kyle McBombadour September 9, 2010

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Spontoon

Alot of, especially when talking about murlocs.

OMFG theres a spontoon of people

Spontoon by Splitter March 19, 2005

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Sponotony • spontoner • Spontoon • spoontoner

spoontoner

When one is spooning with someone and gets a boner.

"dude i was spooning with her last night and i got the biggest spoontoner".

spoontoner by franca89 January 7, 2008

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spontoner

Spontaneous erection due to extremely hot women

that chick is so hot i just got a spontoner

spontoner by MTLIGHTS December 9, 2015

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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