Sponotony 

Describes person, activity, or event of such continued spontaneity and randomness, that it becomes monotonous and or annoying.

First day of school

Mark: Hey Theresa, how was your summer?

Theresa: Cock!

Last day of school

Mark:(apprehensively) Um, Theresa, what's up?

Theresa: Bitch tits!

Mark: Fuck this sponotony! YOU DIE BY MY HAND!

Sponotony by Kyle McBombadour September 9, 2010

Spontoon 

Alot of, especially when talking about murlocs.

OMFG theres a spontoon of people

Spontoon by Splitter March 19, 2005

spoontoner 

When one is spooning with someone and gets a boner.

"dude i was spooning with her last night and i got the biggest spoontoner".

spoontoner by franca89 January 7, 2008

spontoner 

Spontaneous erection due to extremely hot women

that chick is so hot i just got a spontoner

spontoner by MTLIGHTS December 9, 2015