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Spoonology 

Spoonology (or Spoon Theory) is the belief that the universe is made out of tiny tessellating spoons created by our lord and saviour Spoona.

distributors of Spoon/spoonologists/spoonists/spooners are just some of the many names used to describe someone who believes in Spoonology. Spoonists pray by inserting one spoon into there mouth and resting another on there nose.

Spoonists are also taught to praise the holy spork which they believe is a gift from Spoona.

It is believed the the spoonists one goal in life is to complain to KFC about the free sporks which are available in there stores.
Spoonology is the one true religion!
Spoonology by #Spoonology July 23, 2015
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spoonology 

The science of spoons and their unusual distinction from the shovel.
Why weren't shovels wiped out like the dinosaurs? This is a common concern in spoonology.
spoonology by Faceminion October 1, 2008

spoonologist 

one who spoons frequently and is all knowing about the various ways and places in which to spoon
Todd could spoon anywhere....he's a real "spoonologist"
spoonologist by Alexis/Mike July 24, 2004

Snookology 

A class taken where the teacher teaches you their own personal view on the subject. In this class "snookshit" is often given as homework.
Damn it, not 4th hour snookology again!

Spookologics 

The study of spookologicality, and the ways in which being both a spook, as well as spooky causes certain persons to become spookological.
Spookologics 101: Tom is spookological.
Spookologics by A-List September 11, 2007
The study of poon.
We got to look at poon in poonology today.
poonology by Ryoko December 25, 2002

spinology 

the scientific study of spins and spinning.
hey mom, i think im going to major in spinology!
spinology by Spuggle November 25, 2022