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Spoonos

A pub with one million stairs to get to the toilets, selling incorrectly gassed larger at a below market price.

You can usually find an eclectic mix of people from strange backgrounds.
Sammo is off to Spoonos.
by spoonoslover December 22, 2021
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Fear Of Spoons

'im afraid of spoons , i eat jelly with a fork''i have a fear of spoons'
by ZaynsBabe January 1, 2012
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out of spoons

Completely out of energy or motivation for the day. Particularly used by those suffering from a disease or disability of some kind.

Source: The Spoon Theory by Christine Miserandino ( butyoudontlooksick.com/spoons.htm )
"Sorry, I can't come over tonight. I ran out of spoons."
by Halfling Rogue April 30, 2010
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1 man 2 spoons

The most disgusting video i've ever seen.
it's basically a man popping both of his eyeballs with two spoons *one spoon for one eye*
just don't search it, you're going to be critically concerned.

the video was enough for me to want to die.
hey man, have you seen adam?
ah yes, he commited suicide.
why?
he watched 1 man 2 spoons
by TheAnonymousWaffle April 3, 2020
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spoonsill

Spoonsill (verb),(spuh-oooon-Seh-ill) - An frontward cartwheel.
"Dad! There's a guy doing a spoonsill in the driveway!"
by Johnny Liolli November 4, 2006
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spoonism

spoonism is the rare cult/religion of the spoon species. The sacred spoon is their leader and to show that they are all part of the spoonism religion they each wear a small spoon necklace around their necks. They are often inclined to buy small objects representing or symbolising spoons in their prime to show their respect to the spoon gods.
person 1: I've decided to become an atheist
person 2: No don't do that bruv
person 1:why not?
person 2: being part of the spoonism cult is much better
by mitsubishyfishy August 24, 2019
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Spoons

Connotation: medical slang

Definition: The amount of physical energy someone has to do a specific task.

Etiology: Comes from the psychological “spoon theory” (look that up separately I ain’t explaining it)
Someone: “wanna hang out today?”
Me: “Nah I don’t have enough spoons for that, I’m planning on napping.”
Someone: “tf is a spoon?”
by Sacredfart November 2, 2022
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