sponkeyed

Aiden made up this word

SPONKEYED is a made up word by Aiden

sponkeyed by sponkeyed December 25, 2020

Stonkered 

Past tense of 'to stonker'. Meaning to destroy someone during sexual intercourse leaving them unable to walk.

"Y'know Adam? Well, he was upstairs with Jennifer last night and he absolutely stonkered her!"

Stonkered by BuffaloJoe1 May 12, 2015

skonkered 

The art of getting absolutely blind drunk. Also see, wasted. Also see, smashed.

"Omg did you see Mitchell last night? He got absolutely skonkered!"

skonkered by skonkered_slut69 April 27, 2017

stonkered 

To be severely affected by alcohol. Usually accompanied by loss of co-ordination, slurred speech and dishevelled appearance.

e.g. "I was so stonkered last night that I vomited on your cat."

e.g. "That guy's too stonkered to care that he just fell into the urinal."

stonkered by JT and TJ October 4, 2006

sponkey

It is the "sped" and "monkey joined merged into one word.

ur such a sponkey bro

sponkey by sycloneeeee September 26, 2020

stonkered 

To feel bloatedly full, primarily with food.

After I stuffed my face, I lay on the floor, stonkered.

stonkered by xezi October 7, 2005

Spankered

The equivalent to being extemely drunk, 'lagging' or 'hammered' used for description.

Boy 1: Mate, I cannot wait until after all the exams are all over, gonna be mad.
Boy 2: I know! I'm gonna get absolutely spankered every weekend!

Spankered by Makaveli321 October 17, 2012