Spongered 

To get slapped with something long, hard, and wet

I'm gonna spongered the fuck out of you.

Spongered by Spongered March 17, 2020

stingered 

To be taken by a ponzi scheme. To lose money on a venture when one party doesn't live up to its' agreements. To get stung in a bad deal where one side doesn't live up to expectations.

"Our company is thinking of sponsoring that race team, but we need to perform better due-dilly so as not to get stingered again."

"We tried to pre-order that new crowd-funded widget, but we got stingered and the company never delivered. I'm still waiting!!!"

stingered by BrandAmbassadorO February 21, 2019

This video is sponsored by RAID: Shadow Legends™️ 

The sentence said at the beginning of any video which is sponsored by RAID: Shadow Legends™️, an immersive online experience with everything you'd expect from a brand new RPG title.

This video is sponsored by RAID: Shadow Legends™️. RAID: Shadow Legends™️ is an immersive online experience with everything you'd expect from a brand new RPG title. It's got an amazing storyline, awesome 3D graphics, giant boss fights, PVP battles, and hundreds of never before seen champions to collect and customize. I never expected to get this level of performance out of a mobile game. Look how crazy the level of detail is on these champions! RAID: Shadow Legends™️ is getting big real fast, so you should definitely get in early. Starting now will give you a huge head start. There's also an upcoming Special Launch Tournament with crazy prizes! And not to mention, this game is absolutely free! So go ahead and check out the video description to find out more about RAID: Shadow Legends™️. There, you will find a link to the store page and a special code to unlock all sorts of goodies. Using the special code, you can get 50,000 Silver immediately, and a FREE Epic Level Champion as part of the new players program, courtesy of course of the RAID: Shadow Legends™️ devs.

This video is sponsored by RAID: Shadow Legends™️ by HatMan69 December 13, 2020

Spomered 

being intoxicated to the max; vegetative and/or coma-like state.

"Break out the glitter glue, I'm getting spomered tonight."

Spomered by Morgan womble January 25, 2008

Shlongered 

When something is beyond repair, unfixable or otherwise fully shlongered.

Zach: “hey, is that hose fitting salvageable or do we need a new one?”

Caden: “no way! It’s completely and utterly shlongered”.

Shlongered by Zach Pitzler October 4, 2019

Spongesexual 

A sexuality regarding the show 'Spongebob Squarepants', started in the musical community because the actor is an absolute hottie named Ethan Slater.

Friend: I'm homosexual, how about you?
Me: I'm spongesexual.
Friend: What the fuck-

Spongesexual by ThySmallestOfTheCacti June 17, 2018

Spannered

To be heavily under the influence of illicit drugs. MDMA (ecstasy) In particular.

raver 1: I was fucking spannered last night mate
raver 2: Yeah i saw the pictures, 3rd degree gurns and your eyes were falling into the back of your head mate!

Spannered by dedbult November 27, 2010