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Spongebobber 

A person who washes their privates with a sponge.
•A person who uses spongebob themed pads or sex toys.
"It hurts your privates being a Spongebobber"
Spongebobber by unknown 1806 August 8, 2016
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Spongebobbing it 

The reluctance or refusal to get one's drivers license, with no legitimate reason other than laziness or procrastination. People who are spongebobbing it typically walk everywhere they need to go or rely on others to get around, which will often become a nuisance or a burden to others.
"Hey, can you give me a ride into town?"

"Man, you need to stop spongebobbing it and get your license already"
Spongebobbing it by rose129 October 27, 2019

Spongebobble 

SPONGEBOBBLE!
Spongebobble by FlyingBison February 20, 2011

Spongeboomer 

An individual who will only watch seasons 1 -3 of Spongebob, and will refuse to watch anything after mentioned seasons.
"I ONLY enjoy the early seasons of Spongebob, the episodes they make now are unfunny!"
"Dude stop being a Spongeboomer and give the new seasons a try"

Spongeboomer 

A person who always insists that the newer episodes, including past season 9, of Spongebob Squarepants are forgettable garbage compared to its earliest episodes, specifically before the first Spongebob movie.

In the same vain as a Genwunner is to Pokémon.
Person 1: "The newer episodes of Spongebob are such garbage. Goes to show you how much pre-movie episodes will always be superior."

Person 2: "Ok Spongeboomer."
Spongeboomer by CrispyMiner February 16, 2020

Spongebobbing

The act of wringing out an extremely wet dick like a sponge.
Dude, my girl was totally spongebobbing me last night. It was awesome.
Spongebobbing by bigchungus69420 November 27, 2019

Spongeboomer 

A person who says that anything related to SpongeBob after the first movie sucks.
Person 1: I hated the SpongeBob Movie Out of Water. Why the 3D animation?
Person 2: Ok, Spongeboomer.
Spongeboomer by Green Hell Zone December 2, 2020
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