Spongebobbery

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Noun.

Actions or behaviour befitting everyone's favourite cartoon sponge such as blowing bubbles, hollering "I'M READY!", being unreasonably enthusiastic about your job & making up & singing songs on the spot.

Spongebobbery can fall just about anywhere on the spectrum of good & evil.

Example 1:
Person A: Hi, Person B! What are you doing today? I'm going to work four shifts back to back! I can't wait! Today is the best day ever! I'M READY!
Person B: What Spongebobbery is this? Go away!

Example 2:
Person C comes upon Person D blowing bubbles with alarming skill.
Person C: What Spongebobbery is this? Can you give me a bubble blowing lesson?

Spongebobbery by The venerable lady M. Jane April 26, 2011

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SpongeBobbed

The act of shoving a sponge up your girls vagina while having sex.

Gavin: I SpongeBobbed Mary last night!
Mason: Awesome man!

SpongeBobbed by LooooongDickStyle March 28, 2016

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Spongebobbed

(Adj.) riddled full of bullet holes

That bitch was talkin' mad shit, so I pulled out my nine and Spongebobbed his ass.

Spongebobbed by el cartio August 13, 2012

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SPONGEBOBBEN

its when u female spiderman a lame ass nigga before he can superman you

my girls and i went out spongebobben on some lame ass niggas last night.

SPONGEBOBBEN by jennibabi January 11, 2008

Spongebobber

•A person who washes their privates with a sponge.
•A person who uses spongebob themed pads or sex toys.

"It hurts your privates being a Spongebobber"

Spongebobber by unknown 1806 August 8, 2016

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Spongebobbed

When something is mangled, or twisted.

Down right messed up.

Lexi spongebobbed her pants last night

Spongebobbed by Wormwoods January 21, 2023

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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