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Spongebobbery

Noun.

Actions or behaviour befitting everyone's favourite cartoon sponge such as blowing bubbles, hollering "I'M READY!", being unreasonably enthusiastic about your job & making up & singing songs on the spot.

Spongebobbery can fall just about anywhere on the spectrum of good & evil.
Example 1:
Person A: Hi, Person B! What are you doing today? I'm going to work four shifts back to back! I can't wait! Today is the best day ever! I'M READY!
Person B: What Spongebobbery is this? Go away!

Example 2:
Person C comes upon Person D blowing bubbles with alarming skill.
Person C: What Spongebobbery is this? Can you give me a bubble blowing lesson?
by The venerable lady M. Jane April 26, 2011
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SpongeBobbed

The act of shoving a sponge up your girls vagina while having sex.
Gavin: I SpongeBobbed Mary last night!
Mason: Awesome man!
by LooooongDickStyle March 28, 2016
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Spongebobbed

That bitch was talkin' mad shit, so I pulled out my nine and Spongebobbed his ass.
by el cartio August 13, 2012
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SPONGEBOBBEN

its when u female spiderman a lame ass nigga before he can superman you
my girls and i went out spongebobben on some lame ass niggas last night.
by jennibabi January 11, 2008
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Spongebobber

•A person who washes their privates with a sponge.
•A person who uses spongebob themed pads or sex toys.
"It hurts your privates being a Spongebobber"
by unknown 1806 August 8, 2016
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Spongebobbed

When something is mangled, or twisted.

Down right messed up.
Lexi spongebobbed her pants last night
by Wormwoods January 21, 2023
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