Spongebobbery 

Noun.

Actions or behaviour befitting everyone's favourite cartoon sponge such as blowing bubbles, hollering "I'M READY!", being unreasonably enthusiastic about your job & making up & singing songs on the spot.

Spongebobbery can fall just about anywhere on the spectrum of good & evil.

Example 1:
Person A: Hi, Person B! What are you doing today? I'm going to work four shifts back to back! I can't wait! Today is the best day ever! I'M READY!
Person B: What Spongebobbery is this? Go away!

Example 2:
Person C comes upon Person D blowing bubbles with alarming skill.
Person C: What Spongebobbery is this? Can you give me a bubble blowing lesson?

Spongebobbery by The venerable lady M. Jane April 26, 2011

SpongeBobbed 

The act of shoving a sponge up your girls vagina while having sex.

Gavin: I SpongeBobbed Mary last night!
Mason: Awesome man!

SpongeBobbed by LooooongDickStyle March 28, 2016

Spongebobbed 

(Adj.) riddled full of bullet holes

That bitch was talkin' mad shit, so I pulled out my nine and Spongebobbed his ass.

Spongebobbed by el cartio August 13, 2012

SPONGEBOBBEN 

its when u female spiderman a lame ass nigga before he can superman you

my girls and i went out spongebobben on some lame ass niggas last night.

SPONGEBOBBEN by jennibabi January 11, 2008

Spongebobber 

•A person who washes their privates with a sponge.
•A person who uses spongebob themed pads or sex toys.

"It hurts your privates being a Spongebobber"

Spongebobber by unknown 1806 August 8, 2016

Spongebobbed 

When something is mangled, or twisted.

Down right messed up.

Lexi spongebobbed her pants last night

Spongebobbed by Wormwoods January 21, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020