Spongebobbist 

noun
1. Someone who buys all their clothes at Hot Topic or the Gap, listens to bands like Good Charlotte, and most importantly, loves trendy shows like Spongebob and Invader Zim.
2. Someone who has the same style of humor in shows like Spongebob and Invader Zim.

see also: Spongebob Invader Zim Hot Topic

"Man, that kid's so fucking stupid. He's such a spongebobbist."

"All these girls nowadays are spongebobbists! When am I ever gonna meet a cool chick?"

Spongebobbist by Ted December 2, 2003

Spongebobbing it 

The reluctance or refusal to get one's drivers license, with no legitimate reason other than laziness or procrastination. People who are spongebobbing it typically walk everywhere they need to go or rely on others to get around, which will often become a nuisance or a burden to others.

"Hey, can you give me a ride into town?"

"Man, you need to stop spongebobbing it and get your license already"

Spongebobbing it by rose129 October 27, 2019

Spongebobbing

The act of wringing out an extremely wet dick like a sponge.

Dude, my girl was totally spongebobbing me last night. It was awesome.

Spongebobbing by bigchungus69420 November 27, 2019

Spongebobist

A believer in the religion of “Spongebob” and our savior “Patrick”. The belief is that spongebob and patrick saved the world.

Hey, you are Christian, but I am a Spongebobist. A believer in spongebob

Spongebobist by Tronesto June 12, 2018

spongebobbing

To appear homosexual based on a comment or action with no indended sexuality.

From the ridiculous assumption that popular cartoon character Sponge Bob is gay; as decried by James Dobson.

If one straight guy tells another that his pants look good - he's spongebobbing.

spongebobbing by Stinkoman January 27, 2005

spongebobbing

The act of feeling the middle bit between the inside of the vagina and anus with thumb and forefingers – like a warm juicy sponge

did you shag her?.... "nah just did a bit of spongebobbing"

spongebobbing by Greglish March 2, 2011

spongebobbing

running around dressed as spongebob

"Alright I need to stop spongebobbing"

spongebobbing by blur7777 June 16, 2020