Spongebobbing

The act of wringing out an extremely wet dick like a sponge.

Dude, my girl was totally spongebobbing me last night. It was awesome.

by bigchungus69420 November 27, 2019

spongebobbing

To appear homosexual based on a comment or action with no indended sexuality.

From the ridiculous assumption that popular cartoon character Sponge Bob is gay; as decried by James Dobson.

If one straight guy tells another that his pants look good - he's spongebobbing.

by Stinkoman January 27, 2005

spongebobbing

The act of feeling the middle bit between the inside of the vagina and anus with thumb and forefingers – like a warm juicy sponge

did you shag her?.... "nah just did a bit of spongebobbing"

by Greglish March 2, 2011

spongebobbing

running around dressed as spongebob

"Alright I need to stop spongebobbing"

by blur7777 June 16, 2020

Spongebobbing it

The reluctance or refusal to get one's drivers license, with no legitimate reason other than laziness or procrastination. People who are spongebobbing it typically walk everywhere they need to go or rely on others to get around, which will often become a nuisance or a burden to others.

"Hey, can you give me a ride into town?"

"Man, you need to stop spongebobbing it and get your license already"

by rose129 October 27, 2019

sponge bobbing

When you place your testicles into a fish tank with fish food on them for exfoliation.

Sal's balls no longer itch since he got the job at pet smart. He has been sponge bobbing when the shop closes for two weeks.

by SALDANBOB February 20, 2009

sponge bobbing

To procrastinate. Based on the "Spongebob Squarepants" episode "Procrastination" In wich Spongebob has to write an essay but finds countless other things to do besides the essay.

Kevin has a homework assignment to do, but he's been sponge bobbing hard.

by kevkevblazini August 6, 2016