spoik

Synonymous with the verb to poke, but in a crisp fast way, unlike the slow, prodding nature of the poke.

"Me and this dude were in a fight, and i totally did a spoik on him"

spoik by Levi November 19, 2004

spoik

to ejaculate.

a noticable amount of semen.

"I got so horny I had to spoik in my pants"
"I woke up with spoik all over me. I must have drank too much last night."

spoik by boogerfuck March 30, 2005

Spoik

3. To poke someone with a spork.

Don't spoik me, if you want to do damage use a real fork.

Spoik by urbana503 December 20, 2010

trench spike 

A weapon used during WWI to stab peoples in the brains. Also, an exceedingly good anti-zombie invasion weapon.

!) Zhe Germans are coming. Do you have your trench spike?

2) Zhe Zombies are coming. Do you have your trench spike?

trench spike by Vladimir McCools October 23, 2007

Sooik 

1] A fake Chinese mother-fucker that probably descended from North-Korea.

He sacrifices his mental and physical health to study, just so he can brag and make other people feel like shit.

2] A student from Korea that knows how to get perfect GPA, and yet still haven't figured out how to drink like an independent adult. He occasionally vomit on himself during sleep.

Me: Yo Sooik, what did you get for the last ORGO exam?
Sooik: I fucked up. I'm so pissed.

Me: What did you get?
Sooik: ....a fucking 95%. Shit I got 1 question wrong.
Me: ...You Korean Dog.

Sooik by East Asian Dog May 2, 2019

Spock flap 

The Spock flap is the hinged cover that folds over a cellular phone or hand held radio to protect the face from damage and accidental use.
The Spock flap is named after Mr. Spock in the original Star Trek series because of the radios used in that show .

Why don’t buy a crack berry?
I need to have a Spock flap on my cell phone or I will be constantly butt dialing everybody.

Spock flap by Fred 1989 July 6, 2010

Spikey hair mothafucka 

A spikey Is referred to an individual typically in their teens who prefer that type of hair style. Although a spikey hair motherfucker is not just limited to the hairstyle itself but more importantly the attitude that comes with it. A spikey would typically hang around spots such as mini-marts and 7-11's smoking a few blunts while eating chips and drinking beer. They brag to other people about how they're big time hustlers just because they haven't paid back the five dollars that was borrowed from a friend. In most cases experiencing "spikey stages" is normal but should definitely come to a hault upon graduating high school. Unfortunately, most people never snap out of spikey stages and are referred to as spikey hair mothafuckas.

Spikey #1: "Yo bro lemme getta five for this blunt."

Spikey #2: "na yo chill out, last time I paid for your Chinese and that shit was $5.75. Its not about the money, I'm just saving up for my brand new Beemer that I'm about to cop."

Spikey #1: "damn yo that shit was like 2 days before my birthday and on your birthday I got you an $8 cheeseburger at that restaurant...yo bro just throw in a five this time and I'll forget about the difference."

Spikey #2: "fuck it yo, I really gotta burn. Here's the $5 and make sure you buy some good shit."

Later spikey #1 approaches his crew and says "yo I hustled the shit outta this kid today, yo that herb paid for my Chinese food and he threw me $5 to smoke. I'ma hustla, I be gettin money yo. Ain't nobody on ma level fuck all the haters!"

Person #3: you're a "spikey hair mothafucka" get off the spikey streets!

Spikey hair mothafucka by RickCross December 2, 2011