Spikey is the true name of Bowser. The REAL name for Bowser. Spikey actually has a son called Little Spikey or as he is known in the game, as Bowser Jr. Spikey is a mix between a gigantic
turtle and a dragon, has a mean streak to him but is also very gentle. Spikey was born on the planet of Nachuruma, 4 centuries ago, just as the hippy regime ended and a new
punk regime began. Spikey was seen as a young lad as a bit ahead of his
time, for he liked to listen to heavy
metal and was a full pledged Goth by the age of 7. He bought his first spiked bracelet at the age of 6, after defeating
Mario in the
Princess's castle. At the age of 113 he was already heading his own
gang that killed on odd days and helped the poor on the rest...hence why I said he has a good and a bad side to him...........But most of all, his greatest deed was to write me a letter in one of my dreams in which he told me all of that in order to help me clear his name before Joe (the monkey tamer from aberdeen) and
Pete (the squash rep). "Please", he wrote, "help me explain to them that my true name is Spikey and not Bowser.Help me explain how wrong these two guys are about me".
-Hey, who's that? Isn't that
the guy from
Mario? That Bowser, Bawser, Bowsar...hell, whatever his name was?
-Yeah, haven't you
heard?
-What?
-His REAL name is SPIKEY!!!!
