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A television network whose only good shows are reruns of Star Trek: The Next Generation and Deep Space Nine. A television network that prides itself on sexism and idiocy.
SpikeTV claims that it is cool because it's letting a monkey run its television network during Super Bowl weekend. That's been done already in the real world - we have a monkey running this country right now, his name is George Bush.
by jesster79 February 02, 2006
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Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.
The new We Came As Romans albums is chock full of bonerjams.
by lpvitus October 28, 2009
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A network for men, once they get rid of those damn reality TV shows and show more of the A-Team.
Two good parts about Spike TV are that Elimination show and Star Trek: The New Generation.
by true October 17, 2003
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The channel formerly know as TNN. (I think)
"yo jerry...i was just watching Spike TV last night."
by mademoiselle September 22, 2003
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"Nashville Network" Version 2 disguised under a different name and lack of squaredancing shows.
The first network for men. Because we know how all men share a brain.
by jen September 06, 2004
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