splose

when you splooge a wet sloppy load of rope on someone or something.

It's not what it looks like. I slipped and splosed on my dog.

Sploseman - "It's splosin' time" and then he splosed all over her.

splose by Sploseman May 16, 2026

solosexual 

adjective or noun. One who prefers masturbation over other forms of sex.

Gloria Stewart, actress and solosexual said: "I do not need a man. I am devoted to masturbation. I think it’s probably one of the most pleasurable experiences in life. I had and have no guilt whatsoever when it comes to pleasuring myself."

solosexual by hotwhispers October 28, 2009

poo-splosion 

When a baby has such a massive poo that it shoots out the top and/or leg holes of the diaper.

Oh no, the baby had a poo-splosion! Now we both need a change of clothes.

poo-splosion by stargazer7777 January 7, 2010

splodey 

1 v.) To explode in the most visceral/entertaining manner possible.

2 adj.) A childlike exclimation for describing blowing something up.

1) Guy:Heehee, his guts just went splodey all over her face.

2) Nny: WEEEEEEEEEEE, I have head splodey!

splodey by tofubot May 31, 2006

Splosted 

The act of being drunk and high at the same time.

Jon: Dude i just got back from the store i got a gallon of Hennessy!

Will: Damn dude I thought we were smokin' tonight, I just bought a pound of purp!

Jon: Awwww hell! Looks like we gettin' SPLOSTED!!!

Will: Fo sho!

Splosted by Willie Murk August 25, 2010

your head a splode 

Your Head A Splode is simliar in function as All Your Base Are Belong to Us.

It originated in a Strong Bad video game, where upon your death a computerized Strong Bad voice would say, "Your Head A Splode."

Cats: All your base are belong to us!
Strong Bad: Your head a splode!
Cats: OOOOooo.

your head a splode by Vee Are Are Schee February 12, 2004

love 'splosion 

Cumming

I made a love 'splosion all over her face, the wall, bed......

love 'splosion by Rainsinger June 3, 2009