spoose

A person parents show their daughters to scare them into celibacy.

Spoose: And what are you going to be when you grow up little girl?
Little Girl: A nun
Parent::)

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

spoose

{noun} A combination of sperm and mousse.

"I liked that chicks hair so much I had to spoose in it!" or "I think I want to spoose on your face."

by titwillow July 6, 2009

spoose

A person who tries to convince someone into never having sex

person-dont have sex, hun.
other person- ok, never never!

by Matt Razz June 20, 2004

Spoose

The Polish word for Napoleonism - Short, and short tempered. Bursting into fits of angry rage, having controversial views and getting even more extreme the angrier you get.

*Gets tackled on FIFA*
Short Polish-looking guy: "FUCK THIS CUNTING SHITTING GAME, I HOPE YOU GET CANCER"
Opponent: "Don't be such a Spoose."

by SteakBake10 August 20, 2018

Spoose

1. To trick or deceive, to lie or be deceitful, to get tricked or lied to.

2. Unfair or not right, to be taken advantage of.

3. To copy or mimic, to make fun of.

1. "I got spoosed, I was the only one there." "Haha, you got spoosed!!!"

2. "That's spoose, we should have won..."

by spoose.com March 31, 2009

Spoose

The fictional male counterpart of "frontal flatulence". Also known as a "male queef".

Guy 1: Dude, last night when I was using the bathroom I think I spoosed.

Guy 2: No way man. You know that's impossible. Guys can't queef.

by Caleb_W June 26, 2008

Spoose

Booty spice, straight stank from boots juice from lack of shower from a bitch that thinks she working

Guy 1: I smell like some spoose after shooting that music video bro

by [e-mail] December 9, 2023