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A term used to combine both words, Slow, and Loser. Pronounced(Slewser)
Wow... Your such a Sloser
Aaron is such an unbelievable Sloser
Sloser by ET00880 April 30, 2009
Related Words
A slutty loser. Most likely a girl who is a slut and that you hate
Mike: Alexa had sex with another guy on the lacrosse team!

Anthony: Man what a SLOSER!
Sloser by sloserhater10 November 2, 2008
a skiing loser who is hid
eww look at those slosers wearing their spider jackets thinking they're all that and a bag of chips.
sloser by weener,kreamie,bug October 23, 2007

Slower than guns 

Military slang for making bad lifestyle choices.
Since retirement, the Gunny was staying by a bottle and fading slower than guns.
Slower than guns by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

wenn ist das nunstück git und slotermeyer? ja! beiherhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput! 

The funniest joke in the world so lethal, one will die from reading it. Known to be effective at a range of 50 yards and can cause fatalities from reading even two words together.

For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.
German Soldier *pulls out script*:

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*

Miss sloper 

A women who has a new scooter and wants to be an eshay but in fact she cant spell. But Miss sloper r u wanting to be an eshay. SAVAGE SLOPER IS COMING FOR U
Miss Sloper The eshay with her scooter
Miss sloper by YEh Bah September 24, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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