Sploofed 

When ones hair becomes messy either deliberately or accidentally from someone else's actions. It can also be described as a state of messy hair in general.

"Stop sploofing my hair!"
"My hair looks so sploofed right now."

Sploofed by TheRedBanana October 10, 2012

Sploofed 

When a canine (Dog) lays flat on it's stomach and stretches it's arms and legs to the point of no return. It then relaxes it's muscles and goes limp.

Often this act is observed as adorable.

The Dog just sploofed all over the floor Janis, look.
OMG that dog is sploofing.

Sploofed by NeatoPotato December 14, 2022

splooged 

v. to ejaculate

dude i just splooged in her hair!

splooged by JkNHai October 9, 2008

Sploofee 

A sweaty queef on a yoga ball.

Deborah made a Sploofee in yoga class today and everyone laughed. She never attended yoga again.

Sploofee by Copperpipecatina July 17, 2016

sploofledorf 

a short person with afro like hair

The sploofledorf had to strain his head back to see peoples' faces as he walked down the street.

sploofledorf by jesse grondin October 15, 2008

Sploofer 

When you go and take a shit and masterbate chronicle.

Dirk is a sploofer and goes sploofing everyday.

Sploofer by Lil_Timmy236 June 4, 2023

splooged my pants 

When you ejaculate in your pants. Usually due to a nocturnal emission, but can happen at anytime.

I woke up this morning to find I splooged my pants last night.

splooged my pants by tzanks July 28, 2016