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Derived from splooge and boob.

Refers to shooting a load on a (usually fat) chick's boobs.

"Did you fuck that fattie last night?"

"No, her pussy stunk so bad I sploobed her and kicked her to the curb!"

sploobed by smegma roach September 11, 2005

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splooged

v. to ejaculate

dude i just splooged in her hair!

splooged by JkNHai October 9, 2008

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splooged my pants

When you ejaculate in your pants. Usually due to a nocturnal emission, but can happen at anytime.

I woke up this morning to find I splooged my pants last night.

splooged my pants by tzanks July 28, 2016

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sploogedump

A woman who has cum that is more than a few days old in her, and had sex with another person.

I was fucking that Sploogedump and chunks of old cum started coming out.

sploogedump by Canada Dreaming December 29, 2016

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Splooped

The unfortunate event of water being splashed upon your butt while pooping.

I feel like I need a shower! I splooped all over myself!

Splooped by Jadyone January 7, 2009

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Sploofed

When ones hair becomes messy either deliberately or accidentally from someone else's actions. It can also be described as a state of messy hair in general.

"Stop sploofing my hair!"
"My hair looks so sploofed right now."

Sploofed by TheRedBanana October 10, 2012

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Sploofed

When a canine (Dog) lays flat on it's stomach and stretches it's arms and legs to the point of no return. It then relaxes it's muscles and goes limp.

Often this act is observed as adorable.

The Dog just sploofed all over the floor Janis, look.
OMG that dog is sploofing.

Sploofed by NeatoPotato December 14, 2022

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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