splitt

split or spliff

a rolled marijuana cigarette a.k.a. a "joint" or "doobie"

Yo let's go burn a splitt my man.

splitt by doggie style December 7, 2003

Snot Splatter 

This happens when you have a severe cold or nasal infection. Your last tissue has disintegrated, your handkerchief is a congealed lump, which should be incinerated to avoid it becoming a hazard to public health, and your nose is blocking up. There is nothing for it but to blow your nose the old-fashioned way. This consists in closing each nostril in turn, with a finger, and snorting vigorously out through the other. The product of this exercise is a snot splatter. Although snot may be a misnomer as the product is usually a mixture of snot, pus and airborne detritus that makes the faecal emissions of a diseased crow’s arse seem positively pleasant in comparison.
It can also be used as a noun to describe the sort of person whose presence makes people instinctively shrink away from them, leave the room as quickly as possible to go through a complete biological decontamination routine.

I snorted out a really noxious snot splatter yesterday; I watched it for a bit to see if it moved, I think it did.

Snot Splatter by AKACroatalin April 19, 2015

A Splitting of the Mind 

An absolutely beautiful Frerard fan fiction that will tear your heart to pieces upon finishing. Featuring Gerard Way as a snobbish patient in a mental ward and Frank Iero, a rape victim. Read at your own risk. Commonly shortened to "asotm."

I read A Splitting of the Mind and cried for days.

Don't read A Splitting of the Mind unless you're prepared for heartache.

A Splitting of the Mind by xxxStatic January 4, 2014

sand spitter

All middle eastern people. A derogatory word referring to a ethnicity that has come from or lives in dessert like countries.

It seems like every liquor store in this town is owned by a sand spitter.

sand spitter by Ball333 November 17, 2013

germantown splatter shot 

as you may already know, the basic definition of a 'splatter shot' is when one deficates violently all over someones posessions in their bathroom (walls, shower curtains, ect.) the improved version of the manuever would be the prized germantown splatter shot, which is a splatter shot being performed on the doorstep, window or porch of someones property or even their car.

after coming home from Check's and drinking falls city beers for nearly 12 hours i gave my arch enemy's front porch a sweet stinky germantown splatter shot filled with corn and delight, it seaped through the cracks in the concrete steps and im sure a cornstalk was born.

germantown splatter shot by ed,sarah,katy and joey September 28, 2008

southern spittoon 

The act of spitting the excess chaw spit accumulated from chewing tobacco into your girlfriends vagina.

Billybob southern spittooned me last night, and I got a contact buzz.you could say things are getting pretty serious.

southern spittoon by MattAllen January 28, 2014

Spitting Chips 

To be angry or upset. As in I'll be spewing chips...

"If he wins big brother I'll be spitting chips"

Spitting Chips by Luke555 August 15, 2008