spleatch 

1. noun: a mess comprised of fragments of matter, especially when those fragments are grody.

Example: the bits of toothpaste all over the bathroom mirror, flung from one's mouth.

2. intr. verb: to make a mess comprised of fragments of matter, especially when those fragments are grody.

Example: to vomit on something or in an area not suitable to vomiting.

Etymology: Derived from the archaic "spleatch child," a rare form of human that when struck by a moving vehicle, explodes instantly into a giant, grody mess.

Dude, after drinking all the rum, Kevin totally spleatched all over the kitchen.

Watch it man! When you just sneezed, you got spleatch all over my new iBook's screen.

spleatch by ilias January 23, 2005

Splatchy 

A half joke. A splatchy is when you jokingly make a proposition. When you ask a question jokingly because you don't think others will accept it, but you are actually serious. Has been picking up momentum in recent years.

Pronounced "splotchy"

Monica: "Hey Bill"

Bill: "what's up monica?"
Monica: "wanna go make out?"
Bill: "what the fuck!?"
Monica: "chill bill, it was a splatchy"
Bill: "wanna cum in oval office?"

Charlie: "wanna take some shots?"
Alan: "no charlie, it's 9am"
Charlie: "chill out Alan, it was a joke"
Alan: "I don't think it was a joke, Charlie, you're an alcoholic"
Charlie: "damn, it was a splatchy"

Splatchy by Splatchmeister February 1, 2019

Splatch 

Patch of hair located directly above the penis.

Man,that is one hairy splatch!

Splatch by Splatchness April 21, 2005

Splatch 

Patch of hair located above the penis or vagina but below the stomach. It becomes rather thick when unshaved and may take several razor blades to completely shave it if left unshaven for long periods of time.

Dude,one of my splatch hairs got caught in her braces last night and it hurt like fuck!

Splatch by JoeyD May 20, 2005

sleatching 

When you are on your bed trying to sleep while watching T.V

man im sleatching again! soooo cheesed!

sleatching by ThePinoy November 30, 2010

Spleach 

1. Noun - A combination of splooge and bleach, intended for consumption.

2. Verb - The act of creating a large mess as a result of the release of bodily fluids.

When someone makes me mad, my initial reaction is to tell them to drink spleach.

Travis spent hours doing laundry last night because Jessica couldn't stop spleaching on the bed.

Spleach by Gil Fries May 21, 2016

Splatching 

The noise the penis makes when one starts masturbating but his penis is not entirely hard yet.

Joe started to jerk, but he got turned off by the splatching.

Splatching by Fhowa May 31, 2016