Splatchy 

A half joke. A splatchy is when you jokingly make a proposition. When you ask a question jokingly because you don't think others will accept it, but you are actually serious. Has been picking up momentum in recent years.

Pronounced "splotchy"

Monica: "Hey Bill"

Bill: "what's up monica?"
Monica: "wanna go make out?"
Bill: "what the fuck!?"
Monica: "chill bill, it was a splatchy"
Bill: "wanna cum in oval office?"

Charlie: "wanna take some shots?"
Alan: "no charlie, it's 9am"
Charlie: "chill out Alan, it was a joke"
Alan: "I don't think it was a joke, Charlie, you're an alcoholic"
Charlie: "damn, it was a splatchy"

Splatchy by Splatchmeister February 1, 2019

Splatch 

Patch of hair located directly above the penis.

Man,that is one hairy splatch!

Splatch by Splatchness April 21, 2005

splotchy 

When a girl's makeup runs after she's been crying, this is the word to describe all the nasty smearing and raccoon eyes.

(girl crying and wiping her tears)
"Ugh!! My face is all splotchy"

splotchy by Captain Jack's September 16, 2008

Splatch 

Patch of hair located above the penis or vagina but below the stomach. It becomes rather thick when unshaved and may take several razor blades to completely shave it if left unshaven for long periods of time.

Dude,one of my splatch hairs got caught in her braces last night and it hurt like fuck!

Splatch by JoeyD May 20, 2005

Spatchy 

An adjective describing the quality of a food one craves that cannot be accurately described with other adjectives. A word describing the craving for something specific, yet unknown.

I'm craving something spatchy

Spatchy by Happy Bees May 6, 2011

Splatching 

The noise the penis makes when one starts masturbating but his penis is not entirely hard yet.

Joe started to jerk, but he got turned off by the splatching.

Splatching by Fhowa May 31, 2016

splatch 

Noun and Verb: The sound that shit makes when it hits the sidewalk or pavement. Also used to cite a sports, social, or professional failure.

(1) The US soccer team "splatched" on Thursday at the World Cup match against Ghana; (2) If you don't wear a smart suit to your job interview, you'll probably "splatch".

splatch by Daniel Nordic July 30, 2008