1. noun: a mess comprised of fragments of matter, especially when those fragments are grody.
Example: the bits of toothpaste all over the bathroom mirror, flung from one's mouth.
2. intr. verb: to make a mess comprised of fragments of matter, especially when those fragments are grody.
Example: to vomit on something or in an area not suitable to vomiting.
Etymology: Derived from the archaic "spleatch child," a rare form of human that when struck by a moving vehicle, explodes instantly into a giant, grody mess.
Dude, after drinking all the rum, Kevin totally spleatched all over the kitchen.
Watch it man! When you just sneezed, you got spleatch all over my new iBook's screen.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.