To temporarily ignore or leave out someone, usually due to a minor fall out. Can be done face to face, by text or msn.
Girl 1: OH NO! Emma just tried to talk to me online! Urgh she is soooo annoying
Girl 2: hmm just patch her

Boy: I saw Christie today and waved at her, but she just patched me...
by patching.master January 03, 2010
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To be spanked on the buttocks with a wet and soapy rubber glove.
Patch me harder baby....yeah, that's how I like it.
by FUCKUPHIMA January 24, 2015
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Slang for a condom, as for a patch has the same shape of an unopened condom.

Also, a patch seals a hole, like the one on a penis.
1. “Aye Kevin bro, Let me use a patch. I left mine in the car.”

2. “I walk around with a patch in my pocket just in case I get shorty yokking.”
by Lil Cheekbone January 12, 2019
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A person with red hair accompanied by, but not limited to, red pubic hair. Usually pale skinned and freckled. Someone who looks like a walking talking Cabbage Patch Kid.
Jim: I saw a particularly grotesque patch leaving the church on Palmer St. the other day.

Mick: What was a patch doing in church? It's not like they have a soul to be saved anyway...

Jim: Word.
by The Zaric October 15, 2011
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A place in the countryside one drives to to smoke weed. Usually a patch of concrete or grass off road used during harvesting, hidden by trees/hedgerow in a farmers field. A good patch would have nice scenery, little mud and uneven ground, be discreet (no tyre tracks that can be followed and car can't be seen from road) and be able to cater for a few cars at once.
*If the farmer comes in his truck looking pissed off and with a gun tucked under his arm, run/drive/fly. .fast.

*Who are the twats that always leave munchie-rubbish everywhere? BAIT! Patchs are used by farmers too. .

*Having car lights on in the dark so people can see you on the road. .bad idea.
by Superjimmeh February 17, 2009
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Husky fellow that resides at the McCallie School and happens to get much vagina.
Is it true you had sex with Patch last night?
by unavailiable February 03, 2004
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An old, washed up movie star who is still trying to make it in the movie industry. You may be familiar of him in such films as 101 Dalmations.
There goes that ol' Patch again, poor guy.
by bisqnick April 17, 2011
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