Spleach 

1. Noun - A combination of splooge and bleach, intended for consumption.

2. Verb - The act of creating a large mess as a result of the release of bodily fluids.

When someone makes me mad, my initial reaction is to tell them to drink spleach.

Travis spent hours doing laundry last night because Jessica couldn't stop spleaching on the bed.

Spleach by Gil Fries May 21, 2016

spleach 

1. (verb) to borrow or steal an object or resource (including the services of a person, or someone else's style), usually on a temporary basis
2. (verb) to allow second party access to an object or resource
3. (noun) an exclamation, often used as an informal greeting, or in lieu of an expletive
4. (adjective) to describe a person or object that is somehow compromised, wrecked (in the case of a person, this could mean drunk or high), or missing (see definition 1)

1a. "Hey man, can you spleach me a couple bucks until payday?"

1b. "Has anyone seen my stapler? I'm serious. Did somebody spleach my effin' stapler?!"

2. "The sales queue in our call center is extremely busy. Maybe we should spleach a couple of our technical support reps to take some sales calls."

3a. "Spleach! What's goin' on?"

3b. "Oh, spleach! That shit was off the hook, cousin!"

4a. "Dude, did you see Lindsay at the party on Saturday night? She was spleached out of her mind!"

4b. "I got t-boned in the middle of an intersection and my car is spleached beyond repair."

spleach by Nick Rassenti July 16, 2007

Spleach 

Peach Eater

When I finish this peach, call me spleach.

Spleach by Monkey at Noon in the Backwood August 14, 2010

Spleach 

(1) A super attached girlfriend who (much like a parasite) sucks the life out of their boyfriend, human back pack, leech.

(2) A girl who has lost all friends due to 24/7 attachment to new boyfriend, a shadow.

(3) One who constantly seeks public displays of affection despite creating awkwardness for others, constantly refers to boyfriend as "BABE".

That spleach lived in our house for a year and has yet to pay a bill.

Your girl is turning into a real spleach!

That spleach got an open bar for her birthday but only 2 people came, herself and her man.

Spleach by what the f happened to jon March 15, 2011

Spreaching 

A term used to refer spitting and preaching. Used when a statement is extra truthful.

"That professor sucks."
"Melody, you're spreaching!"

Spreaching by TheWavedoo November 3, 2022

Speach

A common misspelling of the word "Speech"

It's Speech not Speach

Speach by TechnoAngel June 13, 2018

spleatch 

1. noun: a mess comprised of fragments of matter, especially when those fragments are grody.

Example: the bits of toothpaste all over the bathroom mirror, flung from one's mouth.

2. intr. verb: to make a mess comprised of fragments of matter, especially when those fragments are grody.

Example: to vomit on something or in an area not suitable to vomiting.

Etymology: Derived from the archaic "spleatch child," a rare form of human that when struck by a moving vehicle, explodes instantly into a giant, grody mess.

Dude, after drinking all the rum, Kevin totally spleatched all over the kitchen.

Watch it man! When you just sneezed, you got spleatch all over my new iBook's screen.

spleatch by ilias January 23, 2005