splashchat

Making phone calls whilst on the toilet.

Eg. Hey ...you Splashchattin in there?????

by Cazevedo May 28, 2018

Splashatory Rape

When going to the bathroom on an automatic flush toilet, it will randomly flush and spray your undercarriage.

The flush was consented by the toilet, not you.

I was dropping the kids of at the pool and was splashatory raped by the auto flush...

My box is all wet from that damn auto flusher! I was splashatory raped!

by Company Man aka Hero December 28, 2011

splashation

projectile ejaculation

A massive clean-up was required to rid walls, bed linens, and my perfecly coiffed hair of all the splashation.

by rhenvar June 26, 2010

Smashchat

When you're having sex with someone and you take a snapchat of it.

AJ: Hey did you fuck that girl you met last night?
Julian: Yeah man, did you not get that smashchat I sent you?

by bumpuncher1010 April 21, 2016

Splashmatic

A word used to define something delicious which just makes your tastebuds explode

Also describes a person who is more than fantastic

It may also be used to describe a person who possesses swagger or a great idea or a mood

That bubblegum slush puppie I had at the movies was splashmatic

That Jay Z concert we attended was splashmatic.
Jay Z's rhymes are splashmatic

Lu: How are you feeling today

MsZee: I feel Splashmatic

by MsZee Mhlongo July 23, 2010

splashcrab

When you involuntarily contract crabs, from urine splashing on an infected surface...

I can't believe I got splashcrabs from that golden shower

by T wang inc February 9, 2018

Splashmat

The act of lining the toilet bowl with tissue paper in order to prevent rusty water being returned to sender from poo touchdown

"Christ Dave, just had a shit & i forgot the splashmat .... got major splashback from that dump"

by dgh938peg April 14, 2010