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Splashatory Rape 

When going to the bathroom on an automatic flush toilet, it will randomly flush and spray your undercarriage.

The flush was consented by the toilet, not you.
I was dropping the kids of at the pool and was splashatory raped by the auto flush...

My box is all wet from that damn auto flusher! I was splashatory raped!

splashation 

A massive clean-up was required to rid walls, bed linens, and my perfecly coiffed hair of all the splashation.
splashation by rhenvar June 26, 2010

Smashchat 

When you're having sex with someone and you take a snapchat of it.
AJ: Hey did you fuck that girl you met last night?
Julian: Yeah man, did you not get that smashchat I sent you?
Smashchat by bumpuncher1010 April 21, 2016

Splashmatic 

A word used to define something delicious which just makes your tastebuds explode

Also describes a person who is more than fantastic

It may also be used to describe a person who possesses swagger or a great idea or a mood
That bubblegum slush puppie I had at the movies was splashmatic

That Jay Z concert we attended was splashmatic.
Jay Z's rhymes are splashmatic

Lu: How are you feeling today

MsZee: I feel Splashmatic
Splashmatic by MsZee Mhlongo July 23, 2010

splashcrab 

When you involuntarily contract crabs, from urine splashing on an infected surface...
I can't believe I got splashcrabs from that golden shower
splashcrab by T wang inc February 9, 2018
The act of lining the toilet bowl with tissue paper in order to prevent rusty water being returned to sender from poo touchdown
"Christ Dave, just had a shit & i forgot the splashmat .... got major splashback from that dump"
Splashmat by dgh938peg April 14, 2010