Splashmat

The act of lining the toilet bowl with tissue paper in order to prevent rusty water being returned to sender from poo touchdown

"Christ Dave, just had a shit & i forgot the splashmat .... got major splashback from that dump"

Splashmat by dgh938peg April 14, 2010

Splashatory Rape 

When going to the bathroom on an automatic flush toilet, it will randomly flush and spray your undercarriage.

The flush was consented by the toilet, not you.

I was dropping the kids of at the pool and was splashatory raped by the auto flush...

My box is all wet from that damn auto flusher! I was splashatory raped!

Splashatory Rape by Company Man aka Hero December 28, 2011

bullseye splashback 

The occurance of splashback during a number 2 that is so accurate, it returns straight back to the point of origin inside the anus. Can be greated with a sly smile of self satisfaction.

Guy in first cubicle: (PLOP) Hehe..

Guy in second cubicle: (In envy) Bullseye splashback...

bullseye splashback by Willllll t March 26, 2008

splashback

A phenomenon which defies all known physical laws when, regardless of size, density, height, force and slope, a dump fires bogwater skywards and strikes the victim directly in the butthole or genitals.

Generally occurs only after you've already pissed in it.

Oh man, splashback! What the hell? That crap was tiny...

splashback by Evil French Dave July 21, 2006

splashback baby 

when the guy blows a load in the toilet and forgets to flush or doesn't flush, then the woman goes to the bathroom, drops a deuce and the splash from the turd splashes up with the load...and boom there you have a baby 9 months later...."I shall call him lil shit"

my brother is a result of a splashback baby.

splashback baby by eradacator486 November 10, 2017

splashation 

projectile ejaculation

A massive clean-up was required to rid walls, bed linens, and my perfecly coiffed hair of all the splashation.

splashation by rhenvar June 26, 2010

slashatthedisco 

The most popular fandom on LJ, invloving slash of any PANIC! At The Disco members. The most popular being Ryan Ross and Brendon Urie (RyDen).

Have you seen the new RyDen story on slashatthedisco yet???

slashatthedisco by Thr0u6hTh31c3 October 22, 2006