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Smashchat 

When you're having sex with someone and you take a snapchat of it.
AJ: Hey did you fuck that girl you met last night?
Julian: Yeah man, did you not get that smashchat I sent you?
Smashchat by bumpuncher1010 April 21, 2016
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smashcraft

a type of person who resembles a superhero, wizard, or any type of pokemon.
also known as a dashcraft.
1: its a bird!!!!
2: its a plane!!!
3: its a ufo!!!
4: NO ITS A SMASHCRAFT!!!!
smashcraft by stngmh October 28, 2009

SMASHULATE

to have sex vigorously,
i smashulated the girl from the club something furious last night.
SMASHULATE by Jaheezy March 31, 2009
(n) a particularly sassy snapchat
(v) When someone sends a particularly sassy snapchat.
"Did you see that sasschat Lo just sent us? On a scale of one to the sassiest girl on the block, where do you think she was?"

Smashmatic 4000 

A machine that only crushes cars that Yuppies drive. Will not accept cars that are sweet and are driven by Bad-Asses. Invented by John Champlain while channeling information from the planet Febulonious. Replaced the Smashmatic 3000 which although bad ass and sweet was in fact crushed by the Smashmatic 4000.
Redneck 1: Godamnit! Why won't the Smashmatic 4000 crush my late model Buick Riviera!?
Redneck 2: It's too bad ass. Here, try feeding it this Chevy Cobalt.
Redneck 1: Damn your right, I bet he'll eat a Ford Fusion too!
Redneck2: Yep, but let him enjoy the Cobalt, and hey he doesn't really like to be watched while he's crushing.
Redneck 1: ::turns away::
Smashmatic 4000 by Dahn April 14, 2008

Smashcan 

Having the ability to sex someone,
Angélica might not like PDA, but when we get in private she will smashcan.
Smashcan by AMiller123 September 20, 2014
To Smack talk with another person using Snap Chat. This term was coined by business professor Julie Rothbardt at Monmouth College
I’m going to SmackChat that Patriots fan to remind him how awesome the Steelers are.
SmackChat by dRjRo6 December 3, 2017
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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