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A milkshake made using female ejaculate as an ingredient. ( milk, honey, girls jizz )

Oh man, I ordered a splarm at the bar and it was delicious :)

splarm by Hektik Pavelow May 9, 2018

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spearmint dick

This refers to the phallic shaped blob of toothpaste squirted onto your toothbrush after the cap was left off and the toothpaste developed a crust.

i love to give my mouth a thorough spearmint dick in the mornings.

ahhhh that fresh feel.

spearmint dick by rapunzabel September 15, 2016

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splarm • splarma • splart • splarf • slarm • Spearmaster • splam • splarge • sparm • spearman

Venetian Spearman

When you stand fully erect 15 feet from your bitch spread eagle and sprint full speed towards her hoping for full penetration.

I told that bitch to spread'em. The Venetian spearman is about to slay that puss.

Venetian Spearman by imhayes86 January 28, 2017

Spearman sausage slapper

The brand of hockey stick Mike Richards of the Philadelphia Flyers uses to play extra well in his games. Richards is the spearman and he uses his stick to slap the sausage (hockey puck).

Did you see that goal scored with the Spearman Sausage Slapper?

Spearman sausage slapper by SpearmanRules April 22, 2009

Slarmin' Hard

To do completely unproductive things (surf teh interwebs for pictures of pugs in clothes, watch an entire season of Dr. Who, eat massive amounts of chicken wangs) for excessive amounts of time, especially while in a ridiculously relaxed/possibly unhygienic state.

I'm sorry I couldn't make it to your Bar Mitzvah, Timmy, I was too busy slarmin' hard.

Slarmin' Hard by Uhhh Na Nah Na Nah September 15, 2010

Splargin

Splarin' or Splarging.

A twisted pronunciation of the word “splurging”

v. To indulge in an extravagant expense that is unnecessary. To behave or act in an improper way; to be stupid or to do things without thinking ahead of time.

"Nigga I be Splargin" - Big Sean

"Fuck! I cut muy Hand!" "How'd you do that?" "IDK, I was Splarging"

"I just got paid! I took my girl to the mall and were Splargin"

"Momma can't be Splargin cause she's a broke nigga,

but my daddy can cause he's a P.I.M.P"

Splargin by CookieKingston June 14, 2011

Splamph

Ejaculation, result of male orgasm, Sperm

Following last nights session she was covered in splamph!

Splamph by Kaostheory777 March 8, 2008

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026