splarma

the bad energy that comes to you after you steal sweetener from a restaurant or coffee shop. A combination of Splenda and kharma.

Splarma got me today because I got a flat tire after I grabbed a handful of extra Splenda on way out of Dunkin Donuts...

splarma by Sapphoenetic February 23, 2009

Venetian Spearman 

When you stand fully erect 15 feet from your bitch spread eagle and sprint full speed towards her hoping for full penetration.

I told that bitch to spread'em. The Venetian spearman is about to slay that puss.

Venetian Spearman by imhayes86 January 28, 2017

Spearman sausage slapper 

The brand of hockey stick Mike Richards of the Philadelphia Flyers uses to play extra well in his games. Richards is the spearman and he uses his stick to slap the sausage (hockey puck).

Did you see that goal scored with the Spearman Sausage Slapper?

Spearman sausage slapper by SpearmanRules April 22, 2009

Russian Spearman

When you use your wang as a spear and rum through the bedroom door screaming Russian war chants as you dive on the bed and spear the woman in the vag

Ryan: Wanna do the Russian Spearman?

Tanisha: Yea sure but what if you miss?

Ryan: That's okay I'll be going so fast that I'll create a hole wherever I land.

Russian Spearman by Mista Bronx January 1, 2015

spearmans wank correlation coefficient 

A statistical system created by Charles Spearman. The mad bastard ranked his wanks every day on a scale of one to ten for a year. He then made a stupid table and decided how significant he is

Mark: "I just don't know how significant i am"

Harold: "Have a spearmans wank correlation coefficient, that'll sort you out"

spearmans wank correlation coefficient by mcfinners February 20, 2011

Spearman 

A unit in Civilization that can beat a tank by fortifying himself on a mountain while he has veteran status.

Spearman Beats Tank.

Spearman by Roonil_Wazlib May 8, 2010

splarm 

A milkshake made using female ejaculate as an ingredient. ( milk, honey, girls jizz )

Oh man, I ordered a splarm at the bar and it was delicious :)

splarm by Hektik Pavelow May 9, 2018