its a very pathetic slap that girls give eachother or boys when they are messing around. its very kinky and shouldnt hurt at all and if it does then its a slap not a splamp :D

'oi bitch, come here, give me a splamp'
'hey hey! look at those two girls splamping eachother!'

splamp by megan & gemma April 13, 2008

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splaph

An alternative word for seafood. Since "seafood" is better suited as a word for what seas eat (see "dogfood", "catfood" etc.), a better word was called for to describe food that humans eat, which is based on lifeforms that live in the sea. That word came to be splaph.

"Maybe we should make lasagna tonight..."
"No way. I found crabs and scallops on offer at the market today, so I'm going to make us a big round of splaph."

splaph by metaforce3 September 29, 2018

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splamptch

A cigarette rolled with marijuana and tobacco.

Let’s roll some splamptches and go on a smokin route.

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Slamphony

When you want to drink but Cant because of Dry January or AA or you embarrassed yourself recently, and decide to fake being drunk in a social setting to fit in

Eh Bruh You want to Slamphony tonight? I was wayyy too hammered to talk to chicks last weekend…

Slamphony by anonymous March 6, 2023

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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