its a very pathetic slap that girls give eachother or boys when they are messing around. its very kinky and shouldnt hurt at all and if it does then its a slap not a splamp :D

'oi bitch, come here, give me a splamp'
'hey hey! look at those two girls splamping eachother!'

splamp by megan & gemma April 13, 2008

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splaph

An alternative word for seafood. Since "seafood" is better suited as a word for what seas eat (see "dogfood", "catfood" etc.), a better word was called for to describe food that humans eat, which is based on lifeforms that live in the sea. That word came to be splaph.

"Maybe we should make lasagna tonight..."
"No way. I found crabs and scallops on offer at the market today, so I'm going to make us a big round of splaph."

splaph by metaforce3 September 29, 2018

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splamptch

A cigarette rolled with marijuana and tobacco.

Let’s roll some splamptches and go on a smokin route.

splamptch by Scruffy1234)5;3222 February 13, 2022

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Slamphony

When you want to drink but Cant because of Dry January or AA or you embarrassed yourself recently, and decide to fake being drunk in a social setting to fit in

Eh Bruh You want to Slamphony tonight? I was wayyy too hammered to talk to chicks last weekend…

Slamphony by anonymous March 6, 2023

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