spindly

Thin, weak and insubstantial in construction. Mincy and faggoty. Puny and frail.

"Look at Beavis with his stupid flailing limbs and spindly frame, what a total mincer"

by Snorkmeister November 1, 2011

spindly (singular) Spindlies (plural)

Men between the ages of 30 and 38 who are extremely thin,and look like they are 17.

Oh no, our blind dates are spindlies.

by Carolyn Lehman June 27, 2005

spindly hoe

a hoe that has very little hair

stop being a spindly hoe.

by anonymous June 15, 2024

Spindleshank

Infamous mythical figure that roams around the English woodlands, and stabs adventurers in the back while they observe fungi. Nemesis of mycologists (biologists who specialize in fungi).

Alfie: "You know what they say about mycologists: they're pretty fungis!"

Sean: "Yeah, until Spindleshank shows up and ruins their shit."

by VanCaspel August 7, 2016

spinkly

great, fantastic

That new song is very spinkly.

by squa May 11, 2009

Spindledick

1.) A rather non-impressive specimen of the male genitals. Not at all well-endowed. A needle dick, wee willie winky.

2.)A pathetic man, who attempts to compensate for his tiny penis by degrading others.

3.) Expletive.

I hear that her ex-husband was a real spindledick!

What a !@#@# spindledick!

The neighbor across the street is having an affair with her spindledick of a husband.

by Tiny Eyes July 30, 2008

Black spindle

One of the best Snipers of destiny In TKK Usually Obtaining it from the daily story mission Lost to light

Hey i just got the Black spindle i am so happy!

by IDK I JUST DO THIS FOR FUN August 9, 2016