sphynchronized 

When you and a best friend are so close that your Poop cycles synchronize.

Those two are inseparable. They've even sphynchronized, and you can smell them in the bathroom at the same time in an unholy marriage of Taco bell and raw sewage.

sphynchronized by SixSpeed January 21, 2025

synchronized farting

A special skill that usually evolves between very close friends or siblings, often those who are bored.

We had become famous by the age of twelve as our small town’s synchronized farting champions.

synchronized farting by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019

Synchronized Swimming 

A very tough olympic sport that is a combination of swimming, gymnastics, weightlifting, and ballet. Routines are ususally done in a team (4 -8 swimmers), combo (up to 10 swimmers) solo, duet, and trio. While during practice, swimmers wear regular swimsuits, goggles, noseclips, and hair caps, during competitions swimmers wear knox gelatin in their hair along with make up and are not allowed goggles. They also wear matching decorated swimsuits. The noseclip is the most important piece of equipment to a swimmer. It blocks water from entering the nasal cavity and affecting the swimmers performance.

Many synchro swimmers practice 5-10 hours a day for six days a week. Swimmers say the feeling during a routine is like a 400 yard dash while holding your breath.

kid 1: Hey, yesterday in the pool, I was trying synchronized swimming.
kid 2: Really?!?! Awww shucks, that is such a neat sport.

Synchronized Swimming by synchroswimmr April 22, 2007

Synchronized Ejaculation

A truly epic achievement which can be accomplished when masturbating to a familiar pornographic scene. The masturbater achieves synchronized ejaculation when he ejaculates at the same time as the man (or men) in the video. This cannot be accomplished with lesbian or all-girl porn.

Joe achieved synchronized ejaculation and then high-fived everyone he knew with the hand that wasn't covered in ejaculant.

Synchronized Ejaculation by Anonukeleletroll714 April 20, 2010

Synchronized Skating 

A very up and coming popular figure skating sport. Teams from all over the world compete against each other. 12-20 members of each team have a program in which they compete the hardest moves for the highest points.

The world synchronized skating USA teams are Miami University and the Haydenettes. Miami University ended the Haydenettes winning streak in the 2005-2006 season even though they were ripped off in the 2004-2005 season.

Synchronized Skating by harryjeebuspotter July 19, 2006

synchronized swimming 

Synchronized swimming is one of the most underated and underestimated sports in the world. Here are somethings you should know:

1. Yes it is a sport.

2. It is EXTREMLY difficult

3.it is NOT "water ballet"

and 4. Never call synchronized swimming easy because synchronized swimmers are freakishly strong and will whip your ass into shape somewhat gracefully.

To get the equivilant of synchro to your sport, take your sport, times the difficulty by 10x then add fake smile and minus the oxegyen.

Synchronized swimming is lit.

#synchroisasport #waterballetmyass

and yes, yes i am a synchronized swimmer.

synchronized swimming by rayooooo February 6, 2019

Synchronized Shitting 

When you and your best buds shit together, at the same time.

Synchronized shitting really brought us closer together, man.

Synchronized Shitting by reaganstump January 14, 2017